detroit lions 2009 schedule

[dillon24]

2009 Lions schedule and rules
>
> 2009 LIONS SCHEDULE
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>
> September
> 13................ Taft Junior High School
> 20.................Cub Scout Troop #101
> 27................ Detroit Blind Academy
>
> October
> 04..................Spanish American War Vets
> 11................Crippled Children's Home
> 18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
> 25................Girl Scout Troop # 353
>
> November
> 01.................. Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
> 08.................Fraser Boys Choir
> 15..................Korean Amputees
> 22................ National Hospital Pastoral Ministers
> 26................ Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team
>
>
> SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
> December 08.................. Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club
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> RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
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>
> 1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect
> knee braces.
> 2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide
> the football under their jerseys.
>
> ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
>
>
> 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the
> goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it
> is still worth 6 points.
> 2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
> 3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at
> anytime.
> 4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3
> for the opposing team.
> 5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
> yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
>
>
> ** NAME CHANGE **
>
>
> The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as
they are only
>
> good for one period and have no second string.
>
> ** PLAYER CHANGE **
>
>
> Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no
> doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

[Mr. IWS]

They might get 3 wins on that schedule. LOL