Published Write-Up: UFC 108

[zY|]

I literally cannot believe what I'm reading.

It's about the story that is told, not the medium in which it's presented.

But whatever, lol. Maybe we should just stick to MMA.

[MMA_scientist]

I literally cannot believe what I'm reading.

It's about the story that is told, not the medium in which it's presented.

But whatever, lol. Maybe we should just stick to MMA.

I did not care for the story. Too many warlocks, not enough ninjas IMO.

[SPX]

I did not care for the story. Too many warlocks, not enough ninjas IMO.

I will not begrudge a man his ninjas. I personally have a particular fondness for this guy:




With that said, I love LOTR and think it's a great ADVENTURE story.

[Mr. IWS]

I like this ninja better

[SPX]

Too many warlocks, not enough ninjas IMO.

Too many? So, like one or two would be okay, but any more than that and shit's just gotten out of hand?

[SPX]

I like this ninja better

Far inferior specimen to Sho Kosugi.

[MMA_scientist]

Too many warlocks, not enough ninjas IMO.

Too many? So, like one or two would be okay, but any more than that and shit's just gotten out of hand?

lol. I just think the warlock/ninja ratio was off a little. I would have preferred more nijas, that is all I am saying.

Even one ninja would help.

[MMA_scientist]

America FTW

[Mr. IWS]

This thread has now taken a turn for the worst.

[Mr. IWS]

OMG Michale Dudakof

[Luke]

[SPX]

This movie's coming out next year . . . though you can find it now if you know where to look.

[Luke]

I think Zak needs to split this thread up

because nija pictures are a faar cry from SPX's published write up

[Mr. IWS]

[Luke]

[SPX]

I think Zak needs to split this thread up

because nija pictures are a faar cry from SPX's published write up

Good looking out, Luke. It does indeed seem like the thread has been hijacked.

Thankfully, I am a fan of ninjas. Big fan.

[SPX]

Ninjas are the new zombies. Has anyone made a ninja vs. zombie movie yet? If not, give it some time. The latest ninja movie now in the works is THE LAST NINJA from Masterpiece Productions and director Jose Zambrano Cassella. A press release was recently issued along with a synopsis, pre-production teaser trailer and poster art.

With the discipline of a warrior, the stealth of a viper and the blade of the devil, THE LAST NINJA is a powerful, action-packed story spanning generations. Ken Harumi is the last descendent of the samurai, trained from boyhood in the ancient art of ninjutsu to become one of the most dangerous assassins in Japan. Faced with a choice between good and evil, his actions propel him into a high stakes game with an underground society of mercenaries. From a high-octane, crotch-rocket race to an edge-of-your seat battle on a runaway train, an explosion of fists and blades cuts its way to the heart of the conspiracy only to reveal the final three challengers; the deadliest assassins ever assembled. In a fight for supremacy and life itself, the combat rises for the ultimate battle that reveals the mastermind behind it all and exposes the secrets of a hidden past.

A look at Cassella’s past work reveals cinematography and directorial credit on a number of low-budget horror films, nothing I’m familiar with but that’s not saying much given my limited interest in the horror genre. What it suggests though is that THE LAST NINJA may end up being more violent or bloody than your typical martial arts movie, or other ninja films coming out. Rumor has it that the Wachowskis’ NINJA ASSASSIN is supposed to be fairly violent for a mainstream film while I doubt Isaac Florentine will be delivering too much blod and guts in NINJA. That’s not his style.

THE LAST NINJA is scripted by Joe Navarro and produced by Melissa Gruver and Randy Molnar. Release is planned for 2010.

http://www.kungfucinema.com/pre-product ... ninja-6948

[zY|]

America FTW

OMG

This was my favorite movie ever in the 80s. I watched it at least a zillion times (I counted, so that's a fact).

Michael Dudikoff owns your mom's face.

[zY|]

BTW, I enjoy having a huge obnoxious avatar.

[zY|]

[quote=MMA_scientist]

I literally cannot believe what I'm reading.

It's about the story that is told, not the medium in which it's presented.

But whatever, lol. Maybe we should just stick to MMA.

I did not care for the story. Too many warlocks, not enough ninjas IMO.[/quote:25aqlpqe]

LOTR consisted of zero warlocks.

There were 2 wizards, which I guess is the same thing, but warlocks sounds about a thousand times lamer.

And there were no ninjas because the fucking wizards killed all those pansies.

Or they were there but were just hiding in the trees the whole time. I don't know. Or care. Point is I win.