Published Write-Up: UFC 108

[Mr. IWS]

Michael Dudikoff owns your mom's face.

I am literally, Laughing my ass off at that.

Just seeing that dudes name cracks me up.

GSP is not impressed with Michale Dudikoff!

[Mr. IWS]

Before we moved to this server, we had a section with some of the funniest threads ever on IWS. This one is ranking right up there.

How did we go from SPX picks to Michael Dudikoff?

[zY|]

[quote=IWS Zak]

Michael Dudikoff owns your mom's face.

I am literally, Laughing my ass off at that.

Just seeing that dudes name cracks me up.

GSP is not impressed with Michale Dudikoff![/quote:1qv6gtmj]

I love GSP, but I guarantee you he prays every night that Michael Dudikoff doesn't decide to take his title.

[SPX]

True story:

That isn't one of them in the picture. That's a hot female ninja, completely unrelated to the story, but a highly appropriate graphic nonetheless. Anyway, 22-year old Tadeusz Tertkiewicz and 19-year old Jesse Trojaniak were arrested in Clifton, New Jersey, for being the world's worst ninjas.

Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men wore black SWAT-type vests and carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

After being arrested early Wednesday in a car on Route 46, the men said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their "impure" activities.

The letters said those who persisted would be stopped with "justified yet, merciful force."

Wow. From an interview with one of the ninja failures:

First we tried sneaking around the bushes, but we couldn't because the bushes were too thick. So we went for the more subtle, just, um, like hit and run approach, where we'd just run in there, slap the letter, and just run out of there as quickly as possible.

Listen, I've got news for any of you would-be Shinobi warriors out there: If your stealthy mission is thwarted by a bush, guess what? You aren't a freaking ninja. Go home and nunchuck yourself in the vagina till you pass out.

And here's a news video:

http://cbs3.com/video/?id=63094@kyw.dayport.com

[Mr. IWS]

SHINOBI WARRIORS FTW!!!

[SPX]

I love GSP, but I guarantee you he prays every night that Michael Dudikoff doesn't decide to take his title.

Dude, Michael Dudikoff would fuck GSP up.

And your fabulous new avatar got a laugh out of me.

[zY|]

Who wants to be part of my Ninja Gaiden?

[zY|]

I love GSP, but I guarantee you he prays every night that Michael Dudikoff doesn't decide to take his title.

Dude, Michael Dudikoff would fuck GSP up.

And your fabulous new avatar got a laugh out of me.

Thanks, I find it amazing. Gonna resize it for Sherdog.

[zY|]

BTW, this one is just as amazing if anyone wants to sport it. There's no stopping the 'Koff. Yeah I'm coining that.

The Koff > The Hoff

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[Luke]

[quote=zY|]

America FTW

OMG

This was my favorite movie ever in the 80s. I watched it at least a zillion times (I counted, so that's a fact).

Michael Dudikoff owns your mom's face.[/quote:swoja1z7]


I never seen American Nijas what did I miss?

Someone tell me before a have a aneurysm from anticipation

[Luke]

Before we moved to this server, we had a section with some of the funniest threads ever on IWS. This one is ranking right up there.

How did we go from SPX picks to Michael Dudikoff?

Remember the Louisville one ?

[Luke]

BTW, this one is just as amazing if anyone wants to sport it. There's no stopping the 'Koff. Yeah I'm coining that.

The Koff > The Hoff

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I use to love Knight Rider when I was a kid,Magnum P.I was good also.

Mom watched Golden girls but it wasnt really my thing

[SPX]

I never seen American Nijas what did I miss?

Someone tell me before a have a aneurysm from anticipation

Haven't seen LOTR. . . Haven't seen American Ninja. . . Where have you been, man?

American Ninja is only one of the very best of the 80s ninja movies. The first two in the series are good. The rest are pretty much shit.

Personally, I always thought the Sho Kosugi movies were better--because they were--but I was a big American Ninja fan, too.

[MMA_scientist]

Zak, I am not telling you what to do with your site... but I would support mandatory Koff av's.

I am on board with the coining of the term "The Koff." I am adding "you got Koff'd" (and any phrase relating the power to end life to the Koff) to the lexicon.

So in the future, should any one post a poor play, expect to see this:




That avatar is amazing.

[Mr. IWS]

I am on board with the coining of the term "The Koff." I am adding "you got Koff'd" (and any phrase relating the power to end life to the Koff) to the lexicon.

I agree.

[SPX]

I agree.

I agree. Excellent idea, scientist.

And here's my addition to the Koff pics, this time Koff-in-Uniform:

[MMA_scientist]

^^^

That is just, just... badass

[Mr. IWS]

Serious question.

Who is teh sexiest?

Sexyama or Teh Koff?

[MMA_scientist]

Does my new av answer your question?

American Ninja owns Akiyama'a face.

[zY|]

The AMERICAN part is the giveaway.