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Hell yeah! I was shocked when I realized that we didn't already have such a thread!Originally Posted by IWS Zak
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2005
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Chuck Norris is for all times and seasons. Like Jesus.Originally Posted by zY|
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Damn, that's a good one. I haven't heard that one before. . .Originally Posted by IWS Zak
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Recent movies and TV sereies (not recent :) He did act after 2005)
# The Cutter (2005) .... John Shepherd
# Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) .... Capt. Ranger Cordell Walker
# Bells of Innocence (2003) .... Matthew
# The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) .... Joshua McCord
Movies and TV series he produced (executive),
# Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) (executive producer)
# Birdie and Bogey (2004) (executive producer)
# The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) (executive producer)
# The President's Man (2000) (TV) (executive producer)
# "Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV series (executive producer) (unknown episodes, 1999)
# Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (executive producer)
# "Walker, Texas Ranger" (executive producer) (1 episode, 1995-2001)
... aka Walker (Australia)
- The Wedding: Part 2 (1998) TV episode (executive producer)
# Sidekicks (1992) (executive producer)
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Then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
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Originally Posted by zY|
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Chuck Norris turns 70 today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZz2yCe3pIg
There is no such thing? as global warming, chuck norris got cold so he turned he sun up
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his? friends could tell him there was a stripper inside.
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Yeah, I just read he had a b-day. That's fucking crazy. He doesn't seem like he should be 70 years old. I mean, 70 year olds are fucking old and should require walkers and hearing aids and pacemakers and shit. But Chuck is still kicking ass.
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Chuck Norris just challenged Lesnar and Cain to a 2 on 1 handicap match .He said to make it fair he'd tie one arm behind his back and fight from his kneesOriginally Posted by SPX
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