King Mo and KJ Noons caught cheating last night?

[Luke]

Most of you watched Strikeforce Houston and had to manually pick your jaws up off the floor at the tail-end of some considerable upsets. Between Fedor earning his first loss back in June, and Bobby Lashley & King Mo both earning their first L of their professional careers last night, it seems that the organization’s most marketable fighters have all reminded us why betting on MMA is probably the most irresponsible thing you could do with your rent money. It’s one of those mornings where I’ve confirmed a sizable conspiracy, and as it unfolds, I have to be secretive so that Texas State Athletic Commission doesn’t send journalistic-assassins after me.

Sometime between yesterday and today, a new foreign substance allegedly went into play for select fighters of last night’s Strikeforce card. These screenshots below show a substance being ingested by King Mo and KJ Noons (coincidentally betting favorites) before their respective bouts.







Both containers appear to be the same substance and were ingested similarly by both fighters. They also resemble bottles of pure compressed oxygen like these http://www.oxygen4energy.com/ that when ingested, could considerably improve an athlete’s stamina & cardio. What makes this interesting is that compressed oxygen is a substance banned from nearly every endurance sport, including MMA; in every state, including Texas.


Check out what we found on the Texas state athletic comission’s website that outlines the rules of what supplies are allowed to accompany a fighter to the ring/cage:

(i) A second shall be responsible for a contestant’s corner supplies.

(1) Approved supplies are ice, which must be in an ice bag or Department approved container, water, cotton swabs, gauze pads, clean towels, Adrenalin 1:10,000, Avitene, Thromblin, petroleum jelly or other surgical lubricant, medical diachylon tape, Enswel, and electrolytes. Electrolytes must be brought to the ring in the manufacturer’s sealed container. Electrolytes must be opened for the first time in the presence of a representative of the Department. All coagulants shall be in a container with the proper manufacturer’s label and not contaminated by any foreign substance.

(2) All containers shall be properly labeled with the manufacturer’s label and not contaminated by any foreign substance.

(3) The use of an unapproved substance may result in disciplinary action.

(4) Only water and electrolytes shall be permitted for hydration of a contestant between rounds. Honey, glucose, or sugar, or any other substance may not be mixed with the water.

[Mr. IWS]

Interesting.

I might buy some of that shit though.

[SPX]

How interesting.

It raises the question of whether or not they would be so bold as to blatantly do the shit right there in front of everyone. Why not in the locker room right before they come out?

Also, apparently that shit didn't work for Mo. . .

[Mr. IWS]

It’s one of those mornings where I’ve confirmed a sizable conspiracy, and as it unfolds, I have to be secretive so that Texas State Athletic Commission doesn’t send journalistic-assassins after me.

Did X write that?

[Mr. IWS]

How interesting.

It raises the question of whether or not they would be so bold as to blatantly do the shit right there in front of everyone. Why not in the locker room right before they come out?

Also, apparently that shit didn't work for Mo. . .

Those knees knocked all that oxygen out his ass.

[Mr. IWS]

In all seriousness, I dont see how this shit really helps all that much. Oxygen is Oxygen to me.

[poopoo333]

That stuff doesn't really do anything. The #1 powerlifter in the world in the 198 weight class let me use his (I think it's his product actually) before my deadlifts and there was no effect at all.

[Luke]

In all seriousness, I dont see how this shit really helps all that much. Oxygen is Oxygen to me.

there's a huge difference in the air you breathe everyday and 100% pure oxygen.

Air is around 22% oxygen ,78% nitrogen.

[Luke]

That stuff doesn't really do anything. The #1 powerlifter in the world in the 198 weight class let me use his (I think it's his product actually) before my deadlifts and there was no effect at all.

pure oxygen doesnt make you stronger it gives you better stamina for the most part.Thats probably why it had no effect on you

Oxygen isnt steriods why were you guys taking it before lifting weights?

[SPX]

Did X write that?

LOL

[poopoo333]

That stuff doesn't really do anything. The #1 powerlifter in the world in the 198 weight class let me use his (I think it's his product actually) before my deadlifts and there was no effect at all.

pure oxygen doesnt make you stronger it gives you better stamina for the most part.

Oxygen isnt steriods why were you guys taking it before lifting weights?

Yeah I was just going to say, I wasn't doing anything involving a shit load of endurance, but it does wear on you throughout the day because you are there so long. He was the only one using it, and he told me to try it lol so I did.

[zY|]

What is this, the new bottled water?

From their FAQ, this is my favorite part.

Is using recreational oxygen safe?

Yes. All research indicates that oxygen toxicity only occurs after breathing virtually pure oxygen for hours at a time. Recreational canned oxygen typically has less than 2 minutes of continuous flow oxygen per can, is not delivered in pure form and is administered in short bursts. There is no research indicating that short bursts of oxygen can be detrimental to your health. In addition, our cans do not have airtight delivery systems, so even though their may be 90-95% oxygen in the cans, that's not even close to what you are getting in your lungs.

So what is the fucking point?

[Mr. IWS]

Air is around 22% oxygen ,78% nitrogen.

Nigga please. Y U Lyin?

Air is 100% Air, errbody no dat.

[Luke]

Yeah I was just going to say, I wasn't doing anything involving a shit load of endurance, but it does wear on you throughout the day because you are there so long. He was the only one using it, and he told me to try it lol so I did.

If you were lifting all day it might have helped you from getting tired Its suppose to be for endurance also

[Mr. IWS]

In addition, our cans do not have airtight delivery systems, so even though their may be 90-95% oxygen in the cans, that's not even close to what you are getting in your lungs.

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I bet that shit is writtinn real small on that can somewhere.

[Luke]

Air is around 22% oxygen ,78% nitrogen.

Nigga please. Y U Lyin?

Air is 100% Air, errbody no dat.

lol

[SPX]

So what is the fucking point?

Ha ha ha ha ha. . .

Yeah, someone needs to question them on that shit.

[poopoo333]

Yeah I was just going to say, I wasn't doing anything involving a shit load of endurance, but it does wear on you throughout the day because you are there so long. He was the only one using it, and he told me to try it lol so I did.

If you were lifting all day it might have helped you from getting tired Its suppose to be for endurance also

Yeah, but the deadlifts were the last lift of the day haha

[Luke]

What is this, the new bottled water?

From their FAQ, this is my favorite part.

Is using recreational oxygen safe?

Yes. All research indicates that oxygen toxicity only occurs after breathing virtually pure oxygen for hours at a time. Recreational canned oxygen typically has less than 2 minutes of continuous flow oxygen per can, is not delivered in pure form and is administered in short bursts. There is no research indicating that short bursts of oxygen can be detrimental to your health. In addition, our cans do not have airtight delivery systems, so even though their may be 90-95% oxygen in the cans, that's not even close to what you are getting in your lungs.

So what is the fucking point?

Very interesting Zy .I wonder what the actual oxygen content % you are getting?

[Mr. IWS]

Very interesting Zy .I wonder what the actual oxygen content % you are getting?

I would say 22%