UFC 133 : Injuries

[Luke]

Luke is such a smartass. That made me laugh though.

The picture was being a smartass I'll say that......... but I'm not sure Davis has the takedown edge

[Luke]

Luke is such a smartass. That made me laugh though.

BTW I'm not mean 99.99% of the time I'm just joking around I just have a crude/sarcastic sense of humor so if you're every offended by anything I say dont be .I'm probably just joking around no matter how bad it may sound

[zY|]

did you not just watch the Nog fight and watch Davis struggle over and over again to get Nog down?

When has Rashad ever had an easy time taking down ANYONE?

[Ludo]

2u to 1.5u on Rashad

[Luke]

When has Rashad ever had an easy time taking down ANYONE?

Why are you answering a question with another question?

I can do that too.....


dont you think Evans would have had an easier time getting Lil Nog down than Davis did ?

[zY|]

Why are you answering a question with another question?

I can do that too.....


dont you think Evans would have had an easier time getting Lil Nog down than Davis did ?

Because that's how I roll. And no, I don't. Rashad gets takedowns like Jon Fitch and Jake Shields. Leg humping against the cage until you get bored.

[Ludo]

When has Rashad ever had an easy time taking down ANYONE?

Better question. What makes you think Davis can take Rashad down any easier than he did Minotoro?

[Luke]

Because that's how I roll. And no, I don't. Rashad gets takedowns like Jon Fitch and Jake Shields. Leg humping against the cage until you get bored.

I guess the should fight in a ring and then that couldnt happen

















































































































InB4ZySaysThey'djustfallOutoftheRING

[zY|]

Better question. What makes you think Davis can take Rashad down any easier than he did Minotoro?

Well, he did get him down, right?

Don't get me wrong, I think this fight is going to be an ugly clinch battle. Probably going to be awful, actually. Hopefully Rashad knocks his ass out so something happens.

[SPX]

Or the wrestling could cancel out and we get a striking affair.

[zY|]

Or the wrestling could cancel out and we get a striking affair.

Which might be gay too. Rashad is a counterstriker and Phil doesn't strike much.

[Ludo]

Phil strikes when he doesn't know what else to do. His technique is god awful though. I think Rashad stuffs Phil early and forces him to stand before blowing his ass out of the water.

[zY|]

You really think it's going to be that easy?

[Ludo]

You really think it's going to be that easy?

I didn't mean blow him out as in quick, I think eventually he's going to blast the shit out of him because Phil leaves himself open way too much with those funky ass kicks where he sways and leaves himself leaning sideways and shit.

[SPX]

What do ya'll think would happen if Rashad took Davis down and literally fucked him in the ass right in the middle of the cage?

I mean, that would be some pretty wild shit. . .

[Vandelay]

What do ya'll think would happen if Rashad took Davis down and literally fucked him in the ass right in the middle of the cage?

I mean, that would be some pretty wild shit. . .

Keep your fantasies to yourself please

[SPX]

I do admit that I'd like to see it.

[poopoo333]

What do ya'll think would happen if Rashad took Davis down and literally fucked him in the ass right in the middle of the cage?

I mean, that would be some pretty wild shit. . .

LOL HAHA omg

I think it would turn into a 3some with the ref to be honest. What do you think would happen?

[zY|]

I didn't mean blow him out as in quick, I think eventually he's going to blast the shit out of him because Phil leaves himself open way too much with those funky ass kicks where he sways and leaves himself leaning sideways and shit.

For what it's worth, according to Fightmetric, Phil Davis absorbs the least amount of strikes of any fighter in ufc history. His striking might not be the greatest, but he's deceptively good at not being hit.

[SPX]

LOL HAHA omg

I think it would turn into a 3some with the ref to be honest. What do you think would happen?

The scene I have in my head is incredibly comedic.

Rashad gets Phil Davis down in a compromising position that Davis can't get out of. He then pulls Davis's tights down, pulls his own dick out, and shoves it into Davis's ass. Davis can't believe what's happening, and screams in both pain and surprise while Rashad goes to work.

The referee freezes. Then looks around. He doesn't know what the fuck to do.

Rogan and Goldie try to hold it together but ultimately end up speechless.

And Dana White stares on in disbelief, which ends up becoming a GIF that is used all across Internet forums to express disbelief or incredulity at something that's been said.