2013 New Years Resolution/Goals Thread

[edman5555]

1) Jerk off a lot
2) Drink too much alcohol
3) Frequently be late to work
4) Manage a badass bankroll and make lots of money

[MMA_scientist]

1) Jerk off a lot

good point. I need to add to my list, get heavily into porn and masturbate 2x a day (as opposed to the 1x per day I do now)

[edman5555]

good point. I need to add to my list, get heavily into porn and masturbate 2x a day (as opposed to the 1x per day I do now)

2x a day is pretty low for a new years resolution. At least shoot for 3 times a day.

[MMA_scientist]

2x a day is pretty low for a new years resolution. At least shoot for 3 times a day.

Well, I was trying to leave some reserves in the tank for the 2x per month my wife might allow me toclimb atop her

[poopoo333]

Well, I was trying to leave some reserves in the tank for the 2x per month my wife might allow me toclimb atop her

Does it get that bad during marriage?

[Thewisemann]

Get down to 260 by july first. I believe im 360-370 right now.

[MMA_scientist]

Does it get that bad during marriage?

nah, I am just messing around.


In between sex 2x per month, I get handjob every other week

[poopoo333]

Edman's new years resolution:

figure out how to embed a video.

[edman5555]

Edman's new years resolution:

figure out how to embed a video.

Well if someone could tell me where this film strip button is or give me a step by step explanation I will be able to do it.

[MMA_scientist]

Well if someone could tell me where this film strip button is or give me a step by step explanation I will be able to do it.

go down to quick reply at the bottom of the screen. in that box there is a bunch of pictures, the second to last one is a film strip. click that and paste in a youtube address. The end.

[edman5555]

Ok I think thats the problem. There are no pictures in my quick reply box. It is just a white box. I think I modified my quick reply box a year or two ago to get rid of all that stuff.

[edman5555]

Edman's new years resolution:

figure out how to embed a video.

3:05 P.M. January 1st 2013. New years resolution already fucking attained. World record.

I also jerked off twice already Scientist. Eat your hearts out. I'm the fucking champion.

[MMA_scientist]

3:05 P.M. January 1st 2013. New years resolution already fucking attained. World record.

I also jerked off twice already Scientist. Eat your hearts out. I'm the fucking champion.

repped. reported to Jesus for blessings of awesomeness.

[Luke]

1. Get up to 175-180(gain 15-20 pounds of muscle)
2. Win 10k in betting (even one cent less and I'm quitting forever)
3. Be nicer to others
4. Find time to help others/volunteer
5. watch less TV
6. Visit my grandparents more
7. Read more, try to read at least 10 books off all time best list (Times list)
8. try to be happy with what I have,not always wanting something else.
9. become a better writer
10. enjoy the next year

[edman5555]

1. Get up to 175-180(gain 15-20 pounds of muscle)
2. Win 10k in betting (even one cent less and I'm quitting forever)
3. Be nicer to others
4. Find time to help others/volunteer
5. watch less TV
6. Visit my grandparents more
7. Read more, try to read at least 10 books off all time best list (Times list)
8. try to be happy with what I have,not always wanting something else.
9. become a better writer
10. enjoy the next year

Your write? Are you stealing SPX's new years list?

[Mr. IWS]

Does it get that bad during marriage?

If I dont get teh sex more then 2-3 times a week, ill cut my womans head off.

[Mr. IWS]

8. try to be happy with what I have,not always wanting something else.

All joking aside, I did that about 4-1/2 years ago when I lost my job and my life has been 100% better.

[Luke]

Your write? Are you stealing SPX's new years list?

Just writing in general. My grammar is pretty bad at times.