Did you get fucked by a giraffe and catch teh AIDS or something?
I actually have watched it twice now and have upgraded my rating from a 7/10 to an 8/10. While I'll agree that the pace at times is a bit slow, I still thought the movie overall felt brisk even at its 2 hr 13 mins running time. And while the story is quite simple (remember the budget was only $1.8M), I enjoyed the characters so much that it was a joy just to spend time with them and watch them do their thing.
I feel like a dust covered troglodyte giraffe fucked my eyes and gave them aids, cancer, ick, and scurvy. I sincerely regret wasting two plus hours of my life on that hogshit. I didn't even pay for it and I want my goddamn money back!
2013: +8.24u(increased unit size on 5/19)
Favorites: 20-6 + 6.13u
Underdogs: 10-19 -2.51u
Ludo's Locks Parlay Project: +1.4u