2015 Off Topic Thread

[Ludo]

Did you get fucked by a giraffe and catch teh AIDS or something?

I actually have watched it twice now and have upgraded my rating from a 7/10 to an 8/10. While I'll agree that the pace at times is a bit slow, I still thought the movie overall felt brisk even at its 2 hr 13 mins running time. And while the story is quite simple (remember the budget was only $1.8M), I enjoyed the characters so much that it was a joy just to spend time with them and watch them do their thing.

There's a reason for these scores:

Rotten Tomatoes: 88% (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bone_tomahawk/)
Metacritic: 71 (http://www.metacritic.com/movie/bone-tomahawk)

And reviews that say things like this:

I feel like a dust covered troglodyte giraffe fucked my eyes and gave them aids, cancer, ick, and scurvy. I sincerely regret wasting two plus hours of my life on that hogshit. I didn't even pay for it and I want my goddamn money back!

[SPX]

I feel like a dust covered troglodyte giraffe fucked my eyes and gave them aids, cancer, ick, and scurvy. I sincerely regret wasting two plus hours of my life on that hogshit. I didn't even pay for it and I want my goddamn money back!

Do you just not like Westerns?

[Mr. IWS]

Do you just not like Westerns?

I dont particularly like them. About the only one I ever finished was that one with Seth McFarline and Im not even sure that counted as a western.

[Ludo]

Do you just not like Westerns?

Honestly, no. Even though Tombstone is my favorite movie of all time, I never liked westerns.

[SPX]

I dont particularly like them. About the only one I ever finished was that one with Seth McFarline and Im not even sure that counted as a western.

Honestly, no. Even though Tombstone is my favorite movie of all time, I never liked westerns.

Tombstone is incredible and in my opinion the best Western of all time.

But I enjoy the genre as a whole, at least a lot of the newer stuff. I don't give a fuck about John Wayne or any of that.

I enjoy the setting of the Wild West, the adventure and the sorts of characters that you find in these stories.

[SPX]

Jesus CHRIST, Ronda looks huge! WTF?!