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RedHottG2
12-18-2009, 10:24 AM
From another site:


Scenario :

Jack goes quail hunting before school,
Pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,
Goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
And never sees his truck or gun again.
Counselors called in
For traumatized students and teachers.


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Scenario :

Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.
Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2009 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.



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Scenario :

Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.


1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state
Because Jeffrey has a disability.


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Scenario :

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car
And his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,
Goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.
Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.
State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers
Being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.
Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.


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Scenario :

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2009 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.

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Scenario :

Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state.

Newspaper articles appear nationally

Explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is Racist.

ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system And Pedro's English teacher.

English banned from core curriculum.

Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up ....
Mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

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Scenario :

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,
Puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die.

2009- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
Siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list
And is never allowed to fly again.

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Scenario :

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mrs Mullen hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2009 - Mrs Mullen is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy .


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To show how stupid we have become!

Think about it....!

It's VERY SCARY..!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh the good old days!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. IWS
12-18-2009, 11:08 AM
Scenario :

Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.


1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state
Because Jeffrey has a disability.




Some of this shit is hilarious. However, I will have to disagree with this one somewhat.

You would not find anyone more against drugging a kid because they were out of control in class. I was a world class fuckup for years, and never had no drugs in me, and while it took me until my mid 20’s to wake up, I turned out o.k. I fought with my wife about our daughter for two years about it. My daughter is about as high strung a kid as you will ever see, but she is harmless. He just likes to fuck around all the time. Compared to my son, she is not a good student to say the least. But I would not allow drugs to be given to her. She was sent to the school shrink, who kept telling my wife, she is having a lot of problems, and she needs to be tested.

She passed the tests they gave her easily, which told them that she has ADD and ADHD. I always thought that it was just some made up shit for drug companys to make money. My daughter was left back in first grade, and struggled to pass it her second time around, so I made a deal with my wife. I will give it one report card to see if the shit works. It worked. You can really see the difference in my kid now. She has perfect attendance, and just got her report card, and it was the best she has gotten in her life, no bullshit on that.

She takes one pill when she wakes up and that’s it. She still fucks around like she used too, but when she has to concentrate on homework I can see that she can do it now, where before it would take us hours to get through it every night. I only wish I wasn’t so stubborn and trusted my wife to let her try it 2 years ago.

I know there are some people that blame it on the parents and what not. They used the, “you two were young parents” BS, (I had my son when I was 18, my daughter at 24) but we did the same exact things with our Son as far as teaching him when he was a baby, and he is an A’s and B’s student, never causes any problems at all. He is the perfect kid, and he never had to take anything to calm him down.

The funny thing is, they asked my wife if my daughter had a different father, because of how different our kids are. (insert joke here)

zY|
12-27-2009, 11:06 PM
Hilarious.

Love it.