What the fuhhh....

[triathlete]

http://www.mmamafia.net/mma-news/news-m ... -ebay.html (http://www.mmamafia.net/mma-news/news-mma/4490-war-machine-offers-liver-kidney-and-sperm-on-ebay.html)

Seriously? What's wrong with some people? This guy is so messed up.

[SPX]

Jesus, you gotta love that guy.

One of the biggest headcases in the history of the sport.

[Luke]

Jesus 50k? Where do I sign up?


Who is this guy?

[Svino]

Good points:
1) Free shipping! (I can just imagine a buyer getting a bloody kidney in a cardboard box, shipped UPS ground.)
2) His grandfather was a dentist, so that means he has good sperm and body parts, apparently.

Drawbacks:
1) No returns. No way! What if I put the kidney in and it doesn't work?
2) Given what else I've read about that guy, liver may be in slightly "used" condition.

[zY|]

Thought this was gonna be about Mike Hammersmith.

[Svino]

LOL War Machine's recent tweet:

"I changed my twitter name!! Make a note of it! Time for War Machine to get his life on track! No more TROUBLE! No more PORN! I'm gonna train hard, win my fights and get back into the UFC! By November my partners and I will be opening our own gym in Washington State! I'm gonna get married in June. Start living a good life. Too much BS in the last few years. I am making a HUGE change. Life's too short to spend it being a fuck up. Watch and see, new WM is a coming!" -War Machine

And todays news at TMZ:
UFC Fighter Busted - Assault with Deadly Weapon

Several San Diego police swarmed in on former UFC bad boy War Machine last night and threw a spit bag on his head after cops say the dude assaulted someone with a deadly weapon.

TMZ has learned Machine -- which is the fighter's legal name -- was arrested outside a bar called Thruster's Lounge around 11 pm.

Law enforcement sources tell us Machine and another male were fighting with bouncers -- and when cops tried to approach the situation, War Machine took off running.

Eventually, cops caught up with the 28-year-old, threw him in handcuffs, and for some reason, put a spit bag over his head ... which is generally applied when the perp gets a little too aggressive with his oral fluids.

Machine was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon -- though it's unclear what the weapon is. He's currently being held in a SD jail.

[Mr. IWS]

LOL, that lasted long.