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Luke
01-01-2014, 01:06 PM
Let the party begin ::wooo::

Ludo
01-01-2014, 01:32 PM
Happy New Year guys!

Luke
01-01-2014, 01:51 PM
Uncle Phil......................................NO!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. IWS
01-01-2014, 02:16 PM
RIP Uncle Phil

poopoo333
01-01-2014, 04:12 PM
Do you fags have new years resolutions/goals?

Mine is to wake up with a 10 inch soft dick

Svino
01-01-2014, 04:50 PM
RIP Shredder.

edman5555
01-01-2014, 05:46 PM
Do you fags have new years resolutions/goals?

Mine is to wake up with a 10 inch soft dick
Did that last year. PM for pointers.

Luke
01-01-2014, 10:34 PM
Do you fags have new years resolutions/goals?

Mine is to wake up with a 10 inch soft dick


1. Wanna make 10k in MMA/Boxing and 20k in NFL/College Football
2. Wanna move out of state
3. Start grad or law school


that's it from me

Mr. IWS
01-02-2014, 09:59 AM
Do you fags have new years resolutions/goals?

Mine is to wake up with a 10 inch soft dick


Imma keep being awesome.

::handshake::

MMA_scientist
01-02-2014, 08:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFlUOVJyV4I#t=28

Hey dudes! Back from X–Mas break. Sup?


I just saw this in the 2013 OT thread. I am dying laughing... what the hell is happening here.

poopoo333
01-02-2014, 08:40 PM
omfg LOL

Vandelay
01-02-2014, 09:54 PM
I wonder what X's resolutions are...

Luke
01-03-2014, 12:30 AM
I wonder what X's resolutions are...

14 year old stroke victims and cheap booze ::handshake::

Mr. IWS
01-03-2014, 03:36 PM
I just saw this in the 2013 OT thread. I am dying laughing... what the hell is happening here.

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/other/grand/bca9fcbbeb3568b9bae29e55dfee0770.gif

Luke
01-05-2014, 08:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TLXRa4vxBc
..

MMA_scientist
01-06-2014, 09:26 AM
^^ lol at her reaction.

It amazes me how stupid people are sometimes...

Mr. IWS
01-06-2014, 10:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TLXRa4vxBc
..

LMAO, that chicks face was priceless

poopoo333
01-06-2014, 11:02 AM
"I'll fuck her right in the pussy!"

BOL!!!

Luke
01-07-2014, 12:22 AM
962

..

Luke
01-07-2014, 01:59 AM
963


Wonder which bridge he jumped off?

Mr. IWS
01-07-2014, 11:34 AM
963


Wonder which bridge he jumped off?

Dam. hope he hedged that somehow.

poopoo333
01-07-2014, 11:46 AM
Dam. hope he hedged that somehow.

He said he put $2k on FSU at even money during the game.

Mr. IWS
01-07-2014, 12:02 PM
He said he put $2k on FSU at even money during the game.

Better then nothing I guess, but holy shit, that was a tuff one. That pass interference at the end must have took a year off his life.

MMA_scientist
01-08-2014, 03:30 PM
Here are the dead animals I found in my garage last night:

a beaver, a mole, a possum, and a mouse.

Suddenly, my 11 year old dog has become a bad ass. That beaver was huge, it was almost as big as the dog. There is a fight brewing between the fox that lives in my woods and my dog, so far my dog can't catch the fox.

I like him more now that we keep him in the garage.

That's all.

Mr. IWS
01-08-2014, 04:35 PM
Here are the dead animals I found in my garage last night:

a beaver, a mole, a possum, and a mouse.

Suddenly, my 11 year old dog has become a bad ass. That beaver was huge, it was almost as big as the dog. There is a fight brewing between the fox that lives in my woods and my dog, so far my dog can't catch the fox.

I like him more now that we keep him in the garage.

That's all.

What does the fox say?

MMA_scientist
01-08-2014, 09:03 PM
What does the fox say?

He doesn't say much.

Mr. IWS
01-09-2014, 11:20 AM
He doesn't say much.

::handshake::

Luke
01-09-2014, 08:37 PM
Watched Wolf of Wallstreet, American Hustle, and Lone Survivor. Thought Lone Survivor was great , American Hustle was good, and Wolf of Wallstreet was just okay.

Luke
01-09-2014, 08:37 PM
And I have no idea what you two goofs up there are talking about.

poopoo333
01-09-2014, 09:24 PM
Watched Wolf of Wallstreet, American Hustle, and Lone Survivor. Thought Lone Survivor was great , American Hustle was good, and Wolf of Wallstreet was just okay.

I haven't heard anything about Lone Survivor yet until now. I downloaded it though ..not even a cam torrent. It's good quality and everything. Gonna watch it soon.

I heard American Hustle and Wolf of Wallstreet were both awesome.

Mr. IWS
01-10-2014, 12:46 PM
Wolf was a classic IMO, loved that shit. I saw it twice now. American hustle was pretty good too and lone survivor was bad ass.

I love DVD Screener season!

Mr. IWS
01-10-2014, 12:47 PM
I saw the secret life of Walter Mitty last night.

I was seconds from turning that shit off. The first 20 min or so are horrible, but it really picks up after that and had a pretty good ending.

Luke
01-10-2014, 01:49 PM
I love DVD Screener season!



::lmao::

I actually watch Wolf in the theaters

Mr. IWS
01-10-2014, 01:58 PM
::lmao::

I actually watch Wolf in the theaters

I did too the first time. Im ashamed.

Luke
01-11-2014, 01:26 AM
I did too the first time. Im ashamed.

I probably didnt enjoy the movie as much as I should have because I was with a girl that I could tell was repulsed by all the drugs and sex......and all I wanted to do is blow cocaine into her asshole.

Mr. IWS
01-11-2014, 09:55 AM
all I wanted to do is blow cocaine into her asshole.

When in Rome.....

Luke
01-12-2014, 03:09 PM
I saw the secret life of Walter Mitty last night.

I was seconds from turning that shit off. The first 20 min or so are horrible, but it really picks up after that and had a pretty good ending.


Ehhh, really didn't like it. Waited and waited for something cool to happen and besides the picture at the very end nothing did.


In the 1990s, he founded the brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratton_Oakmont) which functioned as a boiler room (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiler_room_%28business%29) marketing penny stocks, where he defrauded investors with fraudulent stock sales.[11] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Belfort#cite_note-Wolf_of_Wall_Street_Movie_Rights-11) During his years as a stock swindler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraud), Belfort developed a hard-partying lifestyle, which included a serious drug addiction to Quaaludes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methaqualone).[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Belfort#cite_note-telegraph.co.uk-2)[12] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Belfort#cite_note-12) Stratton Oakmont employed over 1,000 stock brokers and was involved in stock issues totaling more than $1 billion, including an equity raising for footwear company Steve Madden Ltd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Madden). The notoriety of the firm, which was targeted by law enforcement officials in the late 1990s, inspired the 2000 film Boiler Room (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiler_Room_%28film%29).[13] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Belfort#cite_note-13)

Knew it ....

poopoo333
01-13-2014, 11:33 PM
My desktop computer died after 10 years. My day was great yesterday:

Lose a lot of money on NFL.
Come home to a broken computer.

Luke
01-14-2014, 01:18 AM
10 years?????????? What was that shit running, Windows ME?

I've never had a computer last more than 4 years.

Mr. IWS
01-14-2014, 10:37 AM
10 years?????????? What was that shit running, Windows ME?

I've never had a computer last more than 4 years.


LOL, I think Ive had my desktop for about 8 years now. I dont use it much anymore though, I probably been through 3 laptops in that time.

Luke
01-14-2014, 01:41 PM
LOL, I think Ive had my desktop for about 8 years now. I dont use it much anymore though, I probably been through 3 laptops in that time.

Can't do a desktop. Need to be maxing and relaxing on the couch when I watch da porn

Luke
01-14-2014, 01:42 PM
Watched Dallas Buyers Club and Mud yesterday. Dallas Buyers club was the better of the two, but both were pretty good

zY|
01-14-2014, 09:34 PM
Had a laser shoved up my penis to PEW PEW at a stone stuck in my ureter today. Fuckin sucked.

zY|
01-14-2014, 09:47 PM
Watched Dallas Buyers Club and Mud yesterday. Dallas Buyers club was the better of the two, but both were pretty good

Matthew McConaughey Marathon?

poopoo333
01-14-2014, 11:42 PM
Had a laser shoved up my penis to PEW PEW at a stone stuck in my ureter today. Fuckin sucked.

I hope I never have to have something shoved up my dickhole. Did the doctor compliment you on your cock size? Just wondering.

Mr. IWS
01-15-2014, 09:42 AM
Had a laser shoved up my penis to PEW PEW at a stone stuck in my ureter today. Fuckin sucked.

Dam homie

Mr. IWS
01-15-2014, 09:42 AM
Can't do a desktop. Need to be maxing and relaxing on the couch when I watch da porn

*repect

::handshake::

Luke
01-15-2014, 04:11 PM
Had a laser shoved up my penis to PEW PEW at a stone stuck in my ureter today. Fuckin sucked.

Yikes!!!! Are you dead?

Luke
01-15-2014, 04:12 PM
Matthew McConaughey Marathon?

Haha. I actually didn't even realize he was in the Dallas Buyers Club till watching it

zY|
01-15-2014, 05:47 PM
I hope I never have to have something shoved up my dickhole. Did the doctor compliment you on your cock size? Just wondering.

It was cold in the OR...


Yikes!!!! Are you dead?

Nah, son. Was pretty miserable last night though. A lot better today, but I still have a stent in me they have to remove next week. Oh yeah, pissing all kinds of different colors.

Luke
01-16-2014, 03:10 PM
Sports book- You can take 49ers +140 (7/5) to win Super Bowl or take +145 to just beat Seattle. pic.twitter.com/eWWcitzHFh (http://t.co/eWWcitzHFh)

Makes sense

Luke
01-16-2014, 04:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCEOVyjWdE8

was on Washington St ::thumbdown::

Mr. IWS
01-17-2014, 11:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCEOVyjWdE8

was on Washington St ::thumbdown::



Awesome vid bro. Holy Shit at that opening one. that was brutal.

I was on Auburn and Ohio st in a couple of miracle wins for me.

Lmao at that Ok/Ok st total. Thats why I dont fuck with Totals anymore.

Luke
01-17-2014, 06:36 PM
Anthony Johnson (204.8)

Holy chit, Rumble made 205 ::jaydrop::

Mr. IWS
01-18-2014, 09:15 AM
Dallas Buyers club was excellent. That HIV motherfucker was a bawse and I didnt know that was Jared Leto playing the tranny dude until after the movie. He was excellent in that role.

Luke
01-18-2014, 03:03 PM
Dallas Buyers club was excellent. That HIV motherfucker was a bawse and I didnt know that was Jared Leto playing the tranny dude until after the movie. He was excellent in that role.

Yeah, Leto should have got an Oscar for that role

Mr. IWS
01-18-2014, 05:24 PM
anyone see the movie Her? shit was awful

Luke
01-18-2014, 05:49 PM
anyone see the movie Her? shit was awful

I did. It was okay until they started pretending dating an OS was normal. Movie reminded me a lot of Lars and the Real Girl except that movie actually made sense.
Think the movie would have been a lot better if they just took the route that he was in his own little world dating "her" rather than acting like it was normal

Luke
01-18-2014, 05:50 PM
964


Hendricks looks as big as Rumble

zY|
01-18-2014, 11:55 PM
TRT

edman5555
01-19-2014, 11:25 AM
Sny update on your healthcare position scientist?

Mr. IWS
01-19-2014, 03:01 PM
From the GTFO files


A California Little League coach is suing one of his 14-year-old players for more than $500,000 after the kid's game-ending celebration went awry.A player had rounded third and was charging home to score the game-winning run when he flipped his helmet off in a game last spring -- not unlike major leaguers do each and every year.
The helmet apparently clipped the team's coach, Alan Beck, tearing his achilles tendon in the process. Beck is now suing both the player and Little League for $500,000 for his pain and suffering, and he's trying to recover another $100,000 in medical bills, according to the Placer County (Calif.) Superior Court.
"At first I thought it was a joke," the boy's father, Joe Paris, said. "Now I think it's absurd."
"He's a good guy who was volunteering his time and now he's in a wheelchair. Who's the victim here?" Beck's attorney told KCRA-TV. (http://www.kcra.com/news/local-news/news-sierra/14yearold-little-leaguer-sued-by-coach-for-celebrating-win/-/12970852/23930366/-/15py9y5z/-/index.html) "This wasn't part of the game. To have someone throw a helmet in that manner, you just don't do that."
Look, it's definitely unfortunate, but this is bizarre. Hear that, kids? Don't have fun playing Little League baseball for fear of celebrating too hard and sending your coach to the hospital.

MMA_scientist
01-19-2014, 05:26 PM
^ makes sense

MMA_scientist
01-19-2014, 05:30 PM
Sny update on your healthcare position scientist?

nothing has changed. The administration has quietly conceded on several points... it basically hasn't worked at all, and it won't IMO. I think they will eventually just allow people to opt in or out, like a competing marketplace. In which case only sickly people will opt in and the coverage will be outrageous. So only poor people will partake with the government subsidies. Like I said before, I would love for it to work, because it is necessary IMO, but you can't just straight up force some people to pay for other people like that, no one will go along with that. I will do it if I can write off all my health insurance as charity.

Luke
01-19-2014, 05:56 PM
From the GTFO files

BOL!!!!!

I like the story where the lady fell off the cruise liner because she was drunk as hell and now is suing them for taking too long to rescue her out of the ocean............in the middle of the night

edman5555
01-20-2014, 07:24 AM
nothing has changed. The administration has quietly conceded on several points... it basically hasn't worked at all, and it won't IMO. I think they will eventually just allow people to opt in or out, like a competing marketplace. In which case only sickly people will opt in and the coverage will be outrageous. So only poor people will partake with the government subsidies. Like I said before, I would love for it to work, because it is necessary IMO, but you can't just straight up force some people to pay for other people like that, no one will go along with that. I will do it if I can write off all my health insurance as charity.

What do you think will be the outcome of the employer mandate this year?

MMA_scientist
01-20-2014, 09:40 AM
What do you think will be the outcome of the employer mandate this year?

I am pretty sure they quietly "postponed" that too. I don't think it takes effect until 2015. But I don't really think it will have an impact, most businesses with over 50 employees offer health insurance anyway. I would bet it is a pretty small percentage of businesses that size that don't already offer it.

Mr. IWS
01-20-2014, 03:46 PM
I watched this movie called 50k and a call girl.

one of the best movies I watched in a long time. I never watch any indy movies like that but I was bored. That led me to think of this.

I know the Movie industry hates torrent sites, file sharing, etc. But Wouldnt Indy film directors/producers love this kind of exposure?

I would have never looked for some indy film to watch, and I cant be the only person like that. But I saw it, loved it, and will start to follow some of the future work from that director.

Luke
01-20-2014, 04:17 PM
I watched this movie called 50k and a call girl.

one of the best movies I watched in a long time. I never watch any indy movies like that but I was bored. That led me to think of this.

I know the Movie industry hates torrent sites, file sharing, etc. But Wouldnt Indy film directors/producers love this kind of exposure?

I would have never looked for some indy film to watch, and I cant be the only person like that. But I saw it, loved it, and will start to follow some of the future work from that director.

I will check it out tonight and let you know what I think::handshake::

Luke
01-21-2014, 05:51 PM
I watched this movie called 50k and a call girl.

one of the best movies I watched in a long time. I never watch any indy movies like that but I was bored. That led me to think of this.

I know the Movie industry hates torrent sites, file sharing, etc. But Wouldnt Indy film directors/producers love this kind of exposure?

I would have never looked for some indy film to watch, and I cant be the only person like that. But I saw it, loved it, and will start to follow some of the future work from that director.


Watched it last night....very good movie. If they had just cut the part out about the marriage I would have swore it was a real documentary . Besides that it was great.

Mr. IWS
01-22-2014, 10:20 AM
Watched it last night....very good movie. If they had just cut the part out about the marriage I would have swore it was a real documentary . Besides that it was great.

::handshake::

Luke
01-22-2014, 01:52 PM
Next time I watch a movie and give a review of it you better give me more than a handshake or I'm going to neg you so hard that sideloaded will feel it

Mr. IWS
01-22-2014, 04:21 PM
reeped ya lol.

We gotta find that fuckin guy and get him over for teh lulz

Luke
01-22-2014, 04:37 PM
reeped ya lol.

We gotta find that fuckin guy and get him over for teh lulz

Poopoo said he's still at SBR.


Poopoo, go find that nut and bring him back

edman5555
01-22-2014, 04:50 PM
Yeah he is over there. I see him on there all the time.

Luke
01-22-2014, 05:40 PM
Yeah he is over there. I see him on there all the time.

WTF are you doing over there?

edman5555
01-22-2014, 09:48 PM
WTF are you doing over there?

I started an account there to get more opinions on mma. I was intent on being serious about gambling for a while but i didnt really put in the effort. The site has some decent posters on it but there are just too many idiots. Ive seen like ten guys like sideloaded there over the course of the past few months. A lot of egos. I dont know why its such a shit show. The comradert we have here is not matched there.

Mr. IWS
01-23-2014, 09:31 AM
The comradert we have here is not matched there.

::handshake::

MMA_scientist
01-23-2014, 04:01 PM
Poopoo said he's still at SBR.

He was messaging me on SD all the time for a while.


Poopoo, go find that nut and bring him back

please don't. The board is already in the toilet, bringing in a career troll would probably be the turd that clogs the toilet.

Luke
01-23-2014, 06:25 PM
please don't. The board is already in the toilet, bringing in a career troll would probably be the turd that clogs the toilet.

What if he's the plunger that unclogs the toilet?

poopoo333
01-23-2014, 06:47 PM
I think Luke and I (besides Svino's live betting) are the only ones that still bet on MMA. Zak's 1 bet a yearly quarter doesn't count.

Luke
01-23-2014, 08:12 PM
I think Luke and I (besides Svino's live betting) are the only ones that still bet on MMA.


No kidding. I'm just finally getting halfway decent at this and everyone is giving up..............pussies.



Zak's 1 bet a yearly quarter doesn't count.


::lmao::

MMA_scientist
01-23-2014, 10:29 PM
I haven't quit.

Mr. IWS
01-24-2014, 09:01 AM
Zak's 1 bet a yearly quarter doesn't count.

Ill be on Reem tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edman5555
01-24-2014, 10:20 AM
Ive been betting.

Luke
01-27-2014, 07:46 PM
Florida State Of Emergency Declared; Schools Closed


BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Florida gets a few inches of snow and its a state of emergency...the rest of us drive to work like normal. WTF, poopoo?

edman5555
01-27-2014, 09:10 PM
^poopoos fault fo sho.

poopoo333
01-28-2014, 08:56 AM
That's gotta be up by Georgia. It's like 80 degrees where I am

Luke
01-28-2014, 12:27 PM
That's gotta be up by Georgia. It's like 80 degrees where I am


Hope you drown in the ocean::handshake::

Mr. IWS
01-28-2014, 12:45 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/stupid-kid.gif

Mr. IWS
01-30-2014, 04:39 PM
Anyone see the Counselor yet? I dont think I have been more dissapointed in a movie. Im a huge Fassbender fan, love his work as well as most of the rest of the cast. Fassbender was great in the movie, but the story was just so fuckin dumb to me. There was just too much conversation going on that had nothing to do with the plot, I was getting bored halfway through it.

MMA_scientist
01-31-2014, 09:43 AM
^^ didn't see it yet.

I saw The Wolf of Wall Street a couple days ago. It was entertaining, I liked it while I was watching it, but after reflecting, I don't think it was any great revelation. Just good to see wall street, cursing, and nudity in the same movie. That said, it is probably the best movie I have seen this year.

Mr. IWS
01-31-2014, 10:13 AM
^^ didn't see it yet.

I saw The Wolf of Wall Street a couple days ago. It was entertaining, I liked it while I was watching it, but after reflecting, I don't think it was any great revelation. Just good to see wall street, cursing, and nudity in the same movie. That said, it is probably the best movie I have seen this year.


I love it. So many funny lines in that one.

MMA_scientist
01-31-2014, 11:06 AM
Yeah it was definitely funnier than expected for me. I wish that the world was not so PC these days. I think everyone would be happier at work.

Luke
01-31-2014, 03:25 PM
Anyone see the Counselor yet? I dont think I have been more dissapointed in a movie. Im a huge Fassbender fan, love his work as well as most of the rest of the cast. Fassbender was great in the movie, but the story was just so fuckin dumb to me. There was just too much conversation going on that had nothing to do with the plot, I was getting bored halfway through it.

Never even heard of that movie. Watched All is Lost with Robert Redford last night and I felt like all was lost watching it

Mr. IWS
01-31-2014, 03:32 PM
Never even heard of that movie. Watched All is Lost with Robert Redford last night and I felt like all was lost watching it


I saw that the other day. I actually liked it. It took that old mutherfucker like 90 minutes to let out one "FUCK!!!!" I would have had about 8 of them as soon as I woke up and there was water on the floor.

Luke
01-31-2014, 04:20 PM
I saw that the other day. I actually liked it. It took that old mutherfucker like 90 minutes to let out one "FUCK!!!!" I would have had about 8 of them as soon as I woke up and there was water on the floor.


Lol, it wasn't bad , I was just making a dumb reference to the title of it. The dialogue of the movie was flawless .

I did wonder at the end for a second if he was really rescued or the white light was him dying. Maybe I'm looking too much into it

Mr. IWS
02-01-2014, 08:06 AM
I did wonder at the end for a second
if he was really rescued or the whit light was him dying. Making I'm looking too much into it


Dam, I didnt even think of that. Mind blown.

Luke
02-02-2014, 10:23 PM
I like Denver +36 tonight. Anyone else?

zY|
02-02-2014, 10:27 PM
Geez that game was bad

Luke
02-02-2014, 10:59 PM
Geez that game was bad

Not for those on the Seattle ML

poopoo333
02-02-2014, 11:00 PM
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t31/1617986_10152663978353438_1084727516_o.jpg


hi guyz

Svino
02-02-2014, 11:37 PM
Woah, that's crazy, poopoo!

I had a couple hundred on the 'Hawks moneyline.

I also live-bet a prop that I thought was an insane steal at the time: at the end of the first half, that Marshawn Lynch would rush for 9.5 more yards than the Broncos (-130), because of course the Seahawks would be rushing and the Broncos would be passing to catch up. It didn't occur to me that the game would become such a blowout that the Seahawks would bench Lynch and the Broncos would basically just give up and run the ball. I barely won the bet -- almost lost it on the very last play of the game.

poopoo333
02-02-2014, 11:49 PM
These were my bets on the game besides the one I just posted above:

http://i61.tinypic.com/2rwqhig.png

I feel like the live bet on Seattle scoring 30 1st was a steal. It was when the game was 22-0 before the half.

poopoo333
02-02-2014, 11:49 PM
Oh...2 of them are covered up. Top one is Seattle ML and 2nd one is the over 47.5

Svino
02-03-2014, 12:08 AM
These were my bets on the game besides the one I just posted above:

I feel like the live bet on Seattle scoring 30 1st was a steal. It was when the game was 22-0 before the half.

Yeah, I think it was. Nice betting!

Although I had to LOL a bit regarding the bet on the length of the National Anthem...

Mr. IWS
02-03-2014, 09:55 AM
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t31/1617986_10152663978353438_1084727516_o.jpg


hi guyz

Nice hit homie!

Luke
02-03-2014, 01:26 PM
My penis isn't as big as poopoos but I won 1172 on the Seattle ML .

Luke
02-03-2014, 01:29 PM
Oh, and 20 bucks from my brother who said Denver was a lock

Luke
02-03-2014, 03:55 PM
Gonna watch owning mahowny tonight in honor of Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Great movie if you havent seen it, especially for gamblers















Edmann

Mr. IWS
02-03-2014, 04:07 PM
Gonna watch owning mahowny tonight in honor of Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Great movie if you havent seen it, especially for gamblers
















Edmann

Never heard of it, but Ill D/L it and check it out.

::handshake::

Svino
02-03-2014, 05:08 PM
That guy was a great actor, but he was also in several movies that, despite being very well reviewed, I absolutely hated. Owning Mahoney was one of these. Synecdoche, NY and The Talented Mr. Ripley were two others. I think what they have in common is that they lack likeable characters and are kind of grim, so I feel like there's no one and nothing to root for.

Svino
02-03-2014, 05:09 PM
Oh, and 20 bucks from my brother who said Denver was a lock

That sounds like a very satisfying $20.

Luke
02-03-2014, 05:51 PM
Never heard of it, but Ill D/L it and check it out.

::handshake::

You serious? I thought every gambler has watched it. Let me know what you think

Luke
02-03-2014, 08:43 PM
968


..Was really waiting for the line to hit +125 but it never happened

edman5555
02-04-2014, 05:30 PM
Its kinda amazing that spx left for so long.

Luke
02-04-2014, 05:41 PM
Its kinda amazing that spx left for so long.


I told you to go to sherdog and track him down

Mr. IWS
02-05-2014, 08:32 AM
Its kinda amazing that spx left for so long.

If he is too sensitive to have a guy (who did a lot for him) give him some tuff love, and takes his ball and goes home, fuck him.

I thanked him for all the contributions over the years, and he is always welcome here, but if he came back, he would probably just get butt hurt again about something and run away again.

Luke
02-05-2014, 01:25 PM
If he is too sensitive to have a guy (who did a lot for him) give him some tuff love, and takes his ball and goes home, fuck him.

I thanked him for all the contributions over the years, and he is always welcome here, but if he came back, he would probably just get butt hurt again about something and run away again.

I really think it all started when he found out how much money I won during football. Through the whole run I was telling him it was time to make a run and make some serious money betting. The whole time he told me it was a bad idea and that we should just stick to grinding out profits. I was seriously just waiting for him to say "sure, lets do it!" so we could do it together.
The whole time he kept saying I was a "pussy" and that I don't even bet anymore .Once he realized he was wrong and he could have won a lot of money I think he was pissed. I think the whole job thing was just the icing on the cake

Truth is that since he left I've been doing nothing but win on MMA. I won 3400 on UFC 168, 500 on the Rockhold event, 300 on UFC on Fox 10, and 90 bucks last weekend.
When X was here all we did was argue about fights. Every single fight I liked he had ten reasons not to like it or to bet the other side. That would usually make me end up betting the fights that lost and passing on the ones that won.


I'm not blaming him for my losing. I think we just look at fights differently so we would have never agreed on much. Me and poopoo seem to be more on the same page about looking at fights. Sure, we disagree about certain fights but its not a all out war like it use to be with me and X when we didnt agree. If me and poopoo agree on a fight, I'll probably put a big play down on it. If we disagree, I'll probably only go small on it, but we never argue about the fights--its all about winning money.

I'd like X to come back and I cant believe after everything he just left for good. I've been told to kill myself a couple times,got into arguments with several people, and just left for a few days to blow off steam. I don't know. I really can't explain after 4 or 5 years why you'd just disappear and never come back over something so stupid.

It wouldn't even bother me if he came back and called us all assholes and then just buried the hatchet . There's nothing I can do; I apologized to him about the whole situation just a week after he left

poopoo333
02-05-2014, 02:02 PM
Ever since Luke and I started texting about fights and even football games, we have gotten rich as FUCK.


...except on Josh Barnett. Fuck you Josh Barnett. Go die.

MMA_scientist
02-05-2014, 02:19 PM
I wish I had balls.

Luke
02-05-2014, 04:22 PM
I wish I had balls.

I tried to talk you into betting Seattle also. Was the easiest bet of the year. Poopoo made 5k just off that game

Luke
02-05-2014, 04:23 PM
Ever since Luke and I started texting about fights and even football games, we have gotten rich as FUCK.


...except on Josh Barnett. Fuck you Josh Barnett. Go die.


Haha, that's actually the truth.

Mr. IWS
02-05-2014, 04:30 PM
I tried to talk you into betting Seattle also. Was the easiest bet of the year. Poopoo made 5k just off that game

that feel after the safety.......... :burn:

Luke
02-05-2014, 04:35 PM
that feel after the safety.......... :burn:

Couldn't have been a worse start. Me and poopoo didn't think it was over till that pick 6. After that, we were just rooting for his 35-to-1 prop to hit.

Mr. IWS
02-05-2014, 04:42 PM
Couldn't have been a worse start. Me and poopoo didn't think it was over till that pick 6. After that, we were just rooting for his 35-to-1 prop to hit.

After the 1st quarter, it was pretty evident to me that Denver didnt belong of the field with Seattle, I was fucked. As soon as the AFC/NFC title games ended, I was going to take Seattle, but I thought about it too much and bet Denver.

edman5555
02-05-2014, 07:32 PM
Haha, that's actually the truth.

Start posting your thoughts on here?

Luke
02-05-2014, 09:38 PM
Start posting your thoughts on here?

I do whenever I have them.

Luke
02-05-2014, 10:09 PM
969

Svino
02-06-2014, 12:14 AM
Its kinda amazing that spx left for so long.

I've noticed in general that when people bounce out of internet communities, they tend to go suddenly and go for good.

edman5555
02-06-2014, 08:15 AM
I've noticed in general that when people bounce out of internet communities, they tend to go suddenly and go for good.

Why do you think that is?

MMA_scientist
02-06-2014, 09:38 AM
I tried to talk you into betting Seattle also. Was the easiest bet of the year. Poopoo made 5k just off that game

I don't think betting the super bowl is a long term winning strategy. I know you guys won, so congrats, but if you told me you were going to bet the super bowl again tomorrow I would still sit it out. It is the most scouted game of the year, I really don't think I know more than everyone else about football. I think the NFL is probably the toughest sport to win consistently.

Basically, you guys got lucky. It still counts, and I am not hating, but it is just a slot machine IMO.

That said, I will take a flyer on a game if you have a feeling, so let me know.

MMA_scientist
02-06-2014, 09:39 AM
I've noticed in general that when people bounce out of internet communities, they tend to go suddenly and go for good.

I can't quit you IWS. I've tried.

Mr. IWS
02-06-2014, 10:24 AM
I can't quit you IWS. I've tried.

lol

Luke
02-06-2014, 11:56 AM
I can't quit you IWS. I've tried.

Someones been watching Brokeback Mountain

Luke
02-06-2014, 12:02 PM
I don't think betting the super bowl is a long term winning strategy. I know you guys won, so congrats, but if you told me you were going to bet the super bowl again tomorrow I would still sit it out. It is the most scouted game of the year, I really don't think I know more than everyone else about football. I think the NFL is probably the toughest sport to win consistently.

Basically, you guys got lucky. It still counts, and I am not hating, but it is just a slot machine IMO.

That said, I will take a flyer on a game if you have a feeling, so let me know.

It doesn't matter how scouted a game is . The only thing that matters is sorting through the BS and breaking down the game--which we did. We weren't lucky; the game couldn't have been a bigger blowout.

poopoo333
02-06-2014, 12:14 PM
The thing that really turned me onto the Seahawks after leaning them already was seeing the public side all on Denver on the biggest game of the year. I like to fade the public on big games...it usually works out.

MMA_scientist
02-06-2014, 12:31 PM
It doesn't matter how scouted a game is . The only thing that matters is sorting through the BS and breaking down the game--which we did. We weren't lucky; the game couldn't have been a bigger blowout.

I disagree that level of scouting doesn't matter. The more scouted the game is, and the more action on the game, the more efficient the betting market is going to be. The lines are sharper. Maybe you figured it out, but you can't tell me you foresaw a blowout like that by the underdog.

MMA_scientist
02-06-2014, 12:32 PM
The thing that really turned me onto the Seahawks after leaning them already was seeing the public side all on Denver on the biggest game of the year. I like to fade the public on big games...it usually works out.

This, I can understand. You have a methodology, you saw signs indicating an opportunity based on line movement. To me, that's different than believing that you have a beat on how the game will roll out.

Luke
02-06-2014, 01:03 PM
I disagree that level of scouting doesn't matter. The more scouted the game is, and the more action on the game, the more efficient the betting market is going to be. The lines are sharper. Maybe you figured it out, but you can't tell me you foresaw a blowout like that by the underdog.

Its a statistical fact that the line only comes into account in 20% of all NFL games. The rest of the time, just picking the winner of the game wins you your bet. By those standards, it didn't matter how sharp the line( point spread) was on this game. If you can pick who is going to win the game, you'll win 80% of your wagers.

Did I predict a Seattle blowout, no, but I also didn't think the points would matter and that's why I took the ML rather than the points. In all honesty, I expected Seattle to win by 7-10 points.

I also pay zero attention to who the public is on FWIW.

Luke
02-06-2014, 01:07 PM
I'm not pretending we are geniuses for picking Seattle. I actually picked SF over Seattle in the NFC Championship. I'm just saying this inst luck. The biggest bettors in the world make their money on the NFL, so it can be beat

trotterz
02-06-2014, 01:40 PM
I'm not pretending we are geniuses for picking Seattle. I actually picked SF over Seattle in the NFC Championship. I'm just saying this inst luck. The biggest bettors in the world make their money on the NFL, so it can be beat

I kind of agree with you. I used to place bet on hockey as here in Canada, hockey is #1 sport. The thign with hockey if that the #1 team in the league could play a game agains'nt the worst team in the league, and the best team will lose 5-0. It happens regularly pretty much every night. There is no sure thing in hockey. As in Football, usually, if Denver are playing jacksonville, there is no way that Jacksonville will win 40-0. usually (not always), the best team wins.
Same thing could be said in soccer ..... A soccer game can oftenly end 1-0 ... so let's say a really bad team are just lucky to score one goal from far away agains't the best team in the league, the game could easily end this way.
IMO footbal is probably the easiest team sport to bet and make money on

poopoo333
02-06-2014, 01:55 PM
From my observations over the past couple of years on NFL/NBA/MLB, when there is a big game on or a game on Network TV (MNF, SNF, playoff games, Thursday night NBA on TNT, etc), the public is usually on the losing side of the ATS (against the spread) bet.

Also Luke, you say you pay zero attention to who the public is on, but in a sense you probably did it unintentionally during the NFL season. Remember the NFL thread you posted with the "trap lines"? All of these trap lines that seemed "too easy" was heavily backed by the public. I don't remember if you actually bet the opposite side of the trap lines, but I do remember you keeping a tallying record and it was at a winning percentage. That was basically "fading the public" in a sense. I heavily believe in trap lines for what it is worth as well. In fact, in these "trap line" games that the public won...they were on the verge of losing until some crazy flukey place or a meltdown in the last 5 minutes of the game (no luca fury here).

poopoo333
02-06-2014, 01:56 PM
Anyways, Luke and I are moving on to NASCAR. See you guys from the top of our mansion.

Svino
02-06-2014, 02:28 PM
I don't think betting the super bowl is a long term winning strategy. I know you guys won, so congrats, but if you told me you were going to bet the super bowl again tomorrow I would still sit it out. It is the most scouted game of the year, I really don't think I know more than everyone else about football. I think the NFL is probably the toughest sport to win consistently.

The NFL is an extremely difficult sport to win at consistently, because there are solid statistical models out there and most of the time, the line movement is driven by people who use said models, i.e. smart money.

However -- that applies only to the regular season. The Super Bowl is very very different. The Super Bowl is such a huge betting event, even for people who don't generally bet on sports, that dumb money overwhelms the smart money on a regular basis. For that reason, it is home to some of the worst lines you will ever see in sports. One example sticks out in my mind: the Super Bowl in the late 90's that was Denver vs. Green Bay. Denver was a statistically superior team but was something like a 12 point underdog, probably because the public was going off the fact that Denver had been a wild card team and the NFC had at that point won the Super Bowl about 231 times in a row. There was also a pretty bad line the last time Manning was in the SB, where the Saints, who really should have been favored, but weren't, did indeed win. I think then, as this year, the public was going off the common misconception that a team is its quarterback.

Basically, if Seattle / Denver had been a regular season game, I'm pretty sure Seattle would have been (slightly) favored. This is why I don't bet the NFL generally, but do often bet the Super Bowl (and often the playoffs, where what I said above applies, but to a lesser degree).

I'll also point that in terms of predicting future performance, the game was not nearly as lopsided as it looked. Turnovers are mostly luck, as are kick returns and flukes like that safety. Future performance is better estimated by ability to move the ball down the field, and Denver actually showed that they could. The yardage difference was only something like 340 yards for the Seahawks to 300 for the Broncos.

Luke
02-06-2014, 03:46 PM
Also Luke, you say you pay zero attention to who the public is on, but in a sense you probably did it unintentionally during the NFL season. Remember the NFL thread you posted with the "trap lines"? All of these trap lines that seemed "too easy" was heavily backed by the public. I don't remember if you actually bet the opposite side of the trap lines, but I do remember you keeping a tallying record and it was at a winning percentage. That was basically "fading the public" in a sense. I heavily believe in trap lines for what it is worth as well. In fact, in these "trap line" games that the public won...they were on the verge of losing until some crazy flukey place or a meltdown in the last 5 minutes of the game (no luca fury here).


I bet some of the games in that thread, but not all. I was going by lopsided money, not public percentages. I remember one game I posted that you and chico said was almost a 50/50 split but the money was very lopsided towards one team.They are both still against the public, just a different ways. I was tracking it mostly to see how it did.

When I said I don't pay attention to who the public is on I meant it doesn't factor into my betting. I remember one Sunday night game this year Chicago was playing at Pitt with the Bears being a -2.5 away favorite . People were pounding the Bears and yet the line never moved, so a lot of people though Pitt was the play. I bet Chicago anyway and I believe they won easily. If I like a game, I'm going to bet it whether the public is on it or not.

Luke
02-06-2014, 03:47 PM
The NFL is an extremely difficult sport to win at consistently, because there are solid statistical models out there and most of the time, the line movement is driven by people who use said models, i.e. smart money.

However -- that applies only to the regular season. The Super Bowl is very very different. The Super Bowl is such a huge betting event, even for people who don't generally bet on sports, that dumb money overwhelms the smart money on a regular basis. For that reason, it is home to some of the worst lines you will ever see in sports. One example sticks out in my mind: the Super Bowl in the late 90's that was Denver vs. Green Bay. Denver was a statistically superior team but was something like a 12 point underdog, probably because the public was going off the fact that Denver had been a wild card team and the NFC had at that point won the Super Bowl about 231 times in a row. There was also a pretty bad line the last time Manning was in the SB, where the Saints, who really should have been favored, but weren't, did indeed win. I think then, as this year, the public was going off the common misconception that a team is its quarterback.

Basically, if Seattle / Denver had been a regular season game, I'm pretty sure Seattle would have been (slightly) favored. This is why I don't bet the NFL generally, but do often bet the Super Bowl (and often the playoffs, where what I said above applies, but to a lesser degree).

I'll also point that in terms of predicting future performance, the game was not nearly as lopsided as it looked. Turnovers are mostly luck, as are kick returns and flukes like that safety. Future performance is better estimated by ability to move the ball down the field, and Denver actually showed that they could. The yardage difference was only something like 340 yards for the Seahawks to 300 for the Broncos.

Seattle actually opened as a 1 or 2 point favorite

Luke
02-06-2014, 03:54 PM
Anyways, Luke and I are moving on to NASCAR. See you guys from the top of our mansion.


Bol, Nascar.

Fuck it .Lets do it

























Edmann

MMA_scientist
02-06-2014, 04:26 PM
Degenerates. Every last one of you.

poopoo333
02-06-2014, 05:19 PM
Rousey/Gustafsson/Jones is -125. I do not see how this does not win. Thoughts?

Luke
02-06-2014, 07:10 PM
970

poopoo333
02-06-2014, 07:18 PM
I would eat her butthole.

Luke
02-06-2014, 11:08 PM
Thiago Silva has gone nuts . Apparently, hes at home right now with an AK-47 surrounded by SWAT

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Armed-Suspect-Threatened-People-at-Jiu-Jitsu-School-BSO-244110121.html

poopoo333
02-06-2014, 11:13 PM
I wonder if he is going to make weight or pass his drug test at UFC 171.

Svino
02-06-2014, 11:53 PM
Thiago Silva has gone nuts . Apparently, hes at home right now with an AK-47 surrounded by SWAT

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Armed-Suspect-Threatened-People-at-Jiu-Jitsu-School-BSO-244110121.html

Sometimes these things happen in MMA.

A little more info here. Supposedly the police took him into custody. http://www.bjpenn.com/thiago-silva-threeatens-people-inside-jiujitsu-school-barricades-self-inside-home/

poopoo333
02-07-2014, 12:00 AM
Rumors are that Thiago Silva's wife was fucking someone from their gym LOL

Svino
02-07-2014, 12:21 AM
I can't believe this guy turned out to be unstable:

http://www.titocouture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Tiago-Alves-GIF.gif

poopoo333
02-07-2014, 05:43 AM
https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t31/q77/s720x720/1519336_712337565453690_71151791_o.jpg

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 10:35 AM
Rousey/Gustafsson/Jones is -125. I do not see how this does not win. Thoughts?

I like this homie, Ill be on this.

::handshake::

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 10:36 AM
970

http://discussions.mnhs.org/collections/wp-content/imagescaler/6a4f953a1fc49b372727b9e8a09ba055.jpg

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 10:38 AM
Sometimes these things happen in MMA.

A little more info here. Supposedly the police took him into custody. http://www.bjpenn.com/thiago-silva-threeatens-people-inside-jiujitsu-school-barricades-self-inside-home/

LMAO at the Gus Johnson reference...

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 10:38 AM
Rumors are that Thiago Silva's wife was fucking someone from their gym LOL

I heard it was Matt Serra?

Luke
02-07-2014, 11:07 AM
I heard it was Matt Serra?

She likes midgets?

Luke
02-07-2014, 11:16 AM
Rumors are that Thiago Silva's wife was fucking someone from their gym LOL

I think if your wife is cheating on you it should be legal to beat the shit out of both parties involved

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 11:18 AM
She likes midgets?

LOL yup. thats why He was so mad.

Luke
02-07-2014, 11:41 AM
http://thechive.com/2014/02/05/a-5-year-old-kickboxing-prodigy-i-wouldnt-want-to-tangle-with-video/

Matt Serra should fight this guy. Same height and reach

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 01:04 PM
Lil dude got hands

Luke
02-07-2014, 03:43 PM
Mike Pyle: By End of Year, I Will Be Top 10 in UFC


::lmao::::lmao::

MMA_scientist
02-07-2014, 03:46 PM
I heard it was Matt Serra?

Apparently it was Pablo Popovitch, which is disappointing to me because I kind of liked Popovitch. He is a very good grappler, way better than Silva (though a lot smaller and not an MMA fighter so would undoubtedly get his ass kicked by Silva). Popovitch is the guy that tapped Ben Askren out at ADCC in like 20 seconds. I really thought Popovitch was a smarter guy than to be going after the same tail as a psycho like Silva... you know that bitch is nuts if she married Silva.

Anyway, I hope Silva goes to prison, Popovitch goes out of business (way too much of this stuff happening at BJJ gyms), and his wife gets an STD.

trotterz
02-07-2014, 03:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3fWyo6G0ZU
12:59 mark
Is that Poopoo with the white cam over his head?
the dude looks to be about PP's size and I rememebr he posted a picture of Silva on the strecher and he was about that close.

edman5555
02-07-2014, 06:05 PM
Apparently it was Pablo Popovitch, which is disappointing to me because I kind of liked Popovitch. He is a very good grappler, way better than Silva (though a lot smaller and not an MMA fighter so would undoubtedly get his ass kicked by Silva). Popovitch is the guy that tapped Ben Askren out at ADCC in like 20 seconds. I really thought Popovitch was a smarter guy than to be going after the same tail as a psycho like Silva... you know that bitch is nuts if she married Silva.

Anyway, I hope Silva goes to prison, Popovitch goes out of business (way too much of this stuff happening at BJJ gyms), and his wife gets an STD.

Way too much of this stuff happening i n bjj gyms? please explain.

Svino
02-07-2014, 06:47 PM
Based on the police report (http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/2/7/5390310/thiago-silva-police-report-gun-ufc), it sounds like Thiago and his wife had been separated for a year, and that he had a girlfriend and she was dating Popovich. Maybe he knew they were divorcing and this latest incident was more about property than jealousy. The one thing he said to reporters was "She wants my house, she wants my money."

Supposedly he sent his wife a text saying, "I am gonna fuck you up and you are going to die. I am going to hire someone to kill you and I am gonna move my girlfriend in." – for which I deduct from him 5 psycho-badass points for not even doing your own killing. You're a crazy violent fucker with a bunch of guns; you shouldn't have to farm that shit out.

As for other "weird stuff" in BJJ gyms, remember this? -> http://www.cagepotato.com/so-i-guess-we-should-talk-about-the-whole-lloyd-irvin-rape-thing/

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 06:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3fWyo6G0ZU
12:59 mark
Is that Poopoo with the white cam over his head?
the dude looks to be about PP's size and I rememebr he posted a picture of Silva on the strecher and he was about that close.


Dam homie, thats some good eyes by you. I think that is him. He has that pic of Silva getting wheeled out on the stretcher.

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 06:55 PM
I think if your wife is cheating on you it should be legal to beat the shit out of both parties involved

I think You should be able to open hand slap each of them once. That said, If I caught My wife cheating on me, I would be mad as shit obviously, but I would just roll out do Me. If She dont wanna be with me, then fuck it. Nothing I can do about it. Im comfortable now in the fact that I am a great husband, I beat that thing up on the reg, and am a good provider and if that aint good enough, I cant do anything else. I would take solice in the fact that My kids would hate Her for the rest of Her life, and that would really hurt Her lol.

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 06:59 PM
I got a transcript of the texts:

Girl: You got a baby dick, Pablo gets it up into my stomach. You Mad?
Silva: I am gonna fuck you up and you are going to die. I am going to hire someone to kill you and I am gonna move my girlfriend in.
Girl: BRB putting Pablo in a naked triangle
Pablo: You Mad Bro?
Silva: FUCK YOU!
Girl: Your eyes are too close together anyway, our kids would be TRT cyclops babies.
Silva: How is babby formed?

Luke
02-07-2014, 07:14 PM
Based on the police report (http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/2/7/5390310/thiago-silva-police-report-gun-ufc), it sounds like Thiago and his wife had been separated for a year, and that he had a girlfriend and she was dating Popovich. Maybe he knew they were divorcing and this latest incident was more about property than jealousy. The one thing he said to reporters was "She wants my house, she wants my money."

Supposedly he sent his wife a text saying, "I am gonna fuck you up and you are going to die. I am going to hire someone to kill you and I am gonna move my girlfriend in." – for which I deduct from him 5 psycho-badass points for not even doing your own killing. You're a crazy violent fucker with a bunch of guns; you shouldn't have to farm that shit out.

As for other "weird stuff" in BJJ gyms, remember this? -> http://www.cagepotato.com/so-i-guess-we-should-talk-about-the-whole-lloyd-irvin-rape-thing/

Divorce is a bitch. There were more than a few times I wanted to go shoot my ex but unfortunately I'm too smart (unlike Silva) to do something that crazy.

The whole dating other people when you're still married is the dumbest and most fucked up thing I've ever seen in my life. Just get divorced first. It takes like 2-3 months

Luke
02-07-2014, 07:15 PM
I got a transcript of the texts:

Girl: You got a baby dick, Pablo gets it up into my stomach. You Mad?
Silva: I am gonna fuck you up and you are going to die. I am going to hire someone to kill you and I am gonna move my girlfriend in.
Girl: BRB putting Pablo in a naked triangle
Pablo: You Mad Bro?
Silva: FUCK YOU!
Girl: Your eyes are too close together anyway, our kids would be TRT cyclops babies.
Silva: How is babby formed?

Bol, I thought that was real till the cyclops babies part

Svino
02-07-2014, 07:22 PM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3974203/FEDOR.gif

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 07:32 PM
Divorce is a bitch. There were more than a few times I wanted to go shoot my ex but unfortunately I'm too smart (unlike Silva) to do something that crazy.

The whole dating other people when you're still married is the dumbest and most fucked up thing I've ever seen in my life. Just get divorced first. It takes like 2-3 months

I can only imagine how fucked up that shit is emotionally.

Mr. IWS
02-07-2014, 07:33 PM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3974203/FEDOR.gif

Haha nice!

MMA_scientist
02-07-2014, 10:04 PM
Way too much of this stuff happening i n bjj gyms? please explain.

Referring to the Lloyd Irvin rape cult, there was another recent guy that ran off with a 14 year old or something. And even just locally, I see a lot of gym owners using the gym as a pick up device. It is an artificial hierarchy and it makes it easy for the person in authority to use it to manipulate.

MMA_scientist
02-07-2014, 10:10 PM
If I caught my wife cheating, I would just walk off. I wouldn't even slap her down. I keep it real classy around here, so I wouldn't want to ruin the streak. I would most likely just move out and let it go. I wouldn't even try to take the kids, though when I had them, I would do shit to piss her off all the time just like I do now.

And also:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTCyZvb2Uzw

edman5555
02-08-2014, 10:14 PM
This might be a slightly offensive question but ill ask anyways. Where they'll be a line on the zimmerman dmx pay per view fight thats supposed to take place in march?

Svino
02-08-2014, 10:39 PM
This might be a slightly offensive question but ill ask anyways. Where they'll be a line on the zimmerman dmx pay per view fight thats supposed to take place in march?

Nope. Fight's off: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/2/8/5393552/george-zimmerman-vs-dmx-fight-cancelled-by-promoter

Luke
02-08-2014, 11:24 PM
This might be a slightly offensive question but ill ask anyways. Where they'll be a line on the zimmerman dmx pay per view fight thats supposed to take place in march?

If they would have fought, someone would have had a line

Luke
02-10-2014, 06:58 PM
Not a bad day:

http://blog.wsop.com/2014/02/event-1-8th-place-jesse-fulmer-25753/

First took 182,000

Mr. IWS
02-11-2014, 01:07 PM
Not a bad day:

http://blog.wsop.com/2014/02/event-1-8th-place-jesse-fulmer-25753/

First took 182,000

Nice haul!

zY|
02-11-2014, 11:13 PM
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/2/11/5402548/ufc-won-steaming-lawsuit-individual

Mr. IWS
02-12-2014, 09:56 AM
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/2/11/5402548/ufc-won-steaming-lawsuit-individual

Dam, brb claiming bankrupcy

Luke
02-12-2014, 06:28 PM
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/2/11/5402548/ufc-won-steaming-lawsuit-individual

Can stop the internet.

Hope it was X they busted

Mr. IWS
02-13-2014, 11:02 AM
LOL! Support the fighters!

Luke
02-13-2014, 10:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqQWkB0kn9Y


::lmao::

Luke
02-14-2014, 12:13 PM
Happy Valentines Day, Edmann

I heart you

edman5555
02-14-2014, 06:53 PM
Gracias mi amigo. Yo tengo un boner.

MMA_scientist
02-14-2014, 09:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqQWkB0kn9Y


::lmao::

bol.

Love how the reported kept trying to change the subject and Denzel wouldn't let him.

Mr. IWS
02-15-2014, 09:45 AM
LOL at Denzel

Mr. IWS
02-17-2014, 02:29 PM
Black People

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh3lEj65eqI7jZU8oI

Mr. IWS
02-17-2014, 02:36 PM
Its probably me being crazy cause this day is so slow at work, but these Jim Ross commentary vids got me crying in my office today:

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh637pra9oGHtoNEJA

Luke
02-17-2014, 04:02 PM
Black People

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh3lEj65eqI7jZU8oI

Da fuk is wrong with people?

edman5555
02-19-2014, 06:36 AM
Black People

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh3lEj65eqI7jZU8oI

Wow. The hood is messed up.

Luke
02-19-2014, 05:43 PM
Watched a movie called The Aviator yesterday .If you havent seen it , watch it. Its about 10 years old and probably Dicaprio's best performance I've ever seen. Solid 9 out of 10 in my book. Can't believe I hadn't seen it before yesterday

Mr. IWS
02-19-2014, 06:27 PM
Watched a movie called The Aviator yesterday .If you havent seen it , watch it. Its about 10 years old and probably Dicaprio's best performance I've ever seen. Solid 9 out of 10 in my book. Can't believe I hadn't seen it before yesterday

I just saw it a couple weeks ago. Excellent Movie.

Luke
02-19-2014, 06:40 PM
I just saw it a couple weeks ago. Excellent Movie.

Owning Mahoney report?

Ludo
02-20-2014, 12:39 AM
Watched a movie called The Aviator yesterday .If you havent seen it , watch it. Its about 10 years old and probably Dicaprio's best performance I've ever seen. Solid 9 out of 10 in my book. Can't believe I hadn't seen it before yesterday

Catch Me If You Can and The Departed were both better performances.

Svino
02-20-2014, 02:44 AM
Watched a movie called The Aviator yesterday .If you havent seen it , watch it. Its about 10 years old and probably Dicaprio's best performance I've ever seen. Solid 9 out of 10 in my book. Can't believe I hadn't seen it before yesterday

OK, I just had one of those "Damn, where does all the time go" moments when you said The Aviator came out a full decade ago.

I had to look it up to convince myself it wasn't more like 4 or 5 years.

Mr. IWS
02-20-2014, 09:36 AM
Owning Mahoney report?

Huh?

Luke
02-20-2014, 12:11 PM
Huh?

You said you were going to download it and watch it..........Phillip Seymour Hoffman...........bueller?

Luke
02-20-2014, 12:13 PM
Catch Me If You Can and The Departed were both better performances.

I loved both of those also but I'd still rank Aviator above them. Truth be told , I'm a big Leo fan. I'd also rank his Shutter Island over them, but that's just my opinion

Luke
02-20-2014, 12:15 PM
OK, I just had one of those "Damn, where does all the time go" moments when you said The Aviator came out a full decade ago.

I had to look it up to convince myself it wasn't more like 4 or 5 years.

Yeah, 10 years . Sad thing is I've meant to watch it for about 10 years but I always thought it was a sappy Titanic, Pearl Harbor type movie


















edmann

Mr. IWS
02-20-2014, 12:53 PM
You said you were going to download it and watch it..........Phillip Seymour Hoffman...........bueller?

Oh yea, dam, I forgot haha. Ill grab it this weekend.

Mr. IWS
02-20-2014, 12:53 PM
I loved both of those also but I'd still rank Aviator above them. Truth be told , I'm a big Leo fan. I'd also rank his Shutter Island over them, but that's just my opinion

Im a big Leo fan too. I think the best of My generation.

MMA_scientist
02-20-2014, 01:06 PM
I like Leo ok, I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan of his acting or anything. I don't see a movie just because he is in it, but I have seen almost all his movies. He does a pretty good job, and he generally shuts the fuck up outside of his movies which helps me see him as a character more I think (as opposed to someone like Sean Penn, who I think used to be a good actor, but his terrible real life personality ruins anything I see with him in it now). I think more than anything, he picks good movies. He has been in a ton of good stuff. Inception and The Departed are both super awesome flicks IMO. I think I saw the Aviator, but it didn't really stay with me, probably because I don't really like Biopics that much.

MMA_scientist
02-20-2014, 01:36 PM
svino, could I get some non-gambling related math help?

I don't know how to express the question in the right terms, sorry. Here is the issue: There are 5 disability judges, each grants benefits between 45% and 55% or the time. There are 600 cases. If three lawyers each handled 200 cases and had individual approval rates of 54%, 56%, and 61%-- would that indicate something that is normal variance (just chance) or is there some indication of an advantage (ie one lawyer is "better" than the others)?

I know I can't ask the question right. Sorry.

If it is a lot of work just tell me to fuck off.

trotterz
02-20-2014, 02:44 PM
svino, could I get some non-gambling related math help?

I don't know how to express the question in the right terms, sorry. Here is the issue: There are 5 disability judges, each grants benefits between 45% and 55% or the time. There are 600 cases. If three lawyers each handled 200 cases and had individual approval rates of 54%, 56%, and 61%-- would that indicate something that is normal variance (just chance) or is there some indication of an advantage (ie one lawyer is "better" than the others)?

I know I can't ask the question right. Sorry.

If it is a lot of work just tell me to fuck off.

You are just missing information in there. You would need the amount of cases per lawyer in front of each judge IMO to get the correct correlation. Then you could get a correct analysis

MMA_scientist
02-20-2014, 03:08 PM
You are just missing information in there. You would need the amount of cases per lawyer in front of each judge IMO to get the correct correlation. Then you could get a correct analysis

well I do have that information, just didn't want to post it all unless it was needed. Assume that the judges are 45%, 47%, 50%, 52%, and 55%. Further assume each lawyer has the same number of cases with each judge (so at 200 cases a piece, each lawyer has 40 cases with each judge).

Luke
02-20-2014, 04:35 PM
I miss stats class

Ludo
02-20-2014, 11:25 PM
I loved both of those also but I'd still rank Aviator above them. Truth be told , I'm a big Leo fan. I'd also rank his Shutter Island over them, but that's just my opinion

Fun fact: DiCapprio has never won an Oscar.

Svino
02-21-2014, 12:59 AM
svino, could I get some non-gambling related math help?

I don't know how to express the question in the right terms, sorry. Here is the issue: There are 5 disability judges, each grants benefits between 45% and 55% or the time. There are 600 cases. If three lawyers each handled 200 cases and had individual approval rates of 54%, 56%, and 61%-- would that indicate something that is normal variance (just chance) or is there some indication of an advantage (ie one lawyer is "better" than the others)?

I know I can't ask the question right. Sorry.

If it is a lot of work just tell me to fuck off.

It's hard to say. Here's the quick version:

given that:

1) You asked asked about the lawyers and not the judges
2) The judges are fairly clustered; 45-55 is not a huge range
3) You said each lawyer had the same number of cases with each judge

We can basically ignore the judges part of the whole thing, and reduce the problem to the lawyer percentage alone, or something like:

We have three coins of unknown weighting; we flip each 200 times, and they end up heads 54, 56, and 61 percent of the time respectively. What can we say about the weighting of the coins?

The most relevant thing I can tell you is that the margin of error (with 95% probability) for a sample size of 200 is given by "0.95 / sqrt(200)", or about 7%, which just happens to be exactly the span between the two extremes.

(So we're 95% certain that the true weighting of the first coin is between 47 and 61 percent, and we're independently 95% certain that the true weighting of the last coin is between 54 and 68 percent.) So it's fairly likely that the last coin/lawyer is actually better than the first one, harder to have a strong opinion between the first two.

trotterz
02-21-2014, 11:03 AM
It's hard to say. Here's the quick version:

given that:

1) You asked asked about the lawyers and not the judges
2) The judges are fairly clustered; 45-55 is not a huge range
3) You said each lawyer had the same number of cases with each judge

We can basically ignore the judges part of the whole thing, and reduce the problem to the lawyer percentage alone, or something like:

We have three coins of unknown weighting; we flip each 200 times, and they end up heads 54, 56, and 61 percent of the time respectively. What can we say about the weighting of the coins?

The most relevant thing I can tell you is that the margin of error (with 95% probability) for a sample size of 200 is given by "0.95 / sqrt(200)", or about 7%, which just happens to be exactly the span between the two extremes.

(So we're 95% certain that the true weighting of the first coin is between 47 and 61 percent, and we're independently 95% certain that the true weighting of the last coin is between 54 and 68 percent.) So it's fairly likely that the last coin/lawyer is actually better than the first one, harder to have a strong opinion between the first two.

I understand your rationale Svino but only if you are stricly looking to know if a lawyer is better than the other ones. I would still take into consideration the amount of Cases won in front of each judges .... simply for the reporting purposes. It is totally possible that the lawyer with the 54% rate won 95% of his cases in front of judge 1 but but only won 10% of his cases in front of judge #2.
Doing so, it is possible that the lawyer with the lowest cases won overall might have better odds to win a case (as opposed to the other 2 lawyers with beter overall stats) if it's in front 1 of the 2 judge in particular.
It is possible that there is no correlation whatsowever in the stats mentionned earlier about the judge to judge stats, but it might be interested to take a look at it from my point of view.

Mr. IWS
02-21-2014, 11:09 AM
Fun fact: DiCapprio has never won an Oscar.

That is crazy. I mention that shit everytime the Oscars are on.

MMA_scientist
02-21-2014, 09:06 PM
It's hard to say. Here's the quick version:



Thanks a ton. That actually helps a lot.

trotterz, you of course right, but it is more depth than I want to go into right now, that's why I asked to assume the same number of cases for each judge. The reality is slightly more complicated, but I can figure it out from here...

Thanks again guys, youre the best... I am really jealous of people that can do math. It makes me mad, because I feel like I should be able to do something like that and after you express the problem appropriately, the answer becomes clear to me. But I just can't order my thoughts in mathematically, even though I often imagine I am an expert logician (I even taught formal logic classes at a University). I realize how limited I am in this way when the problem is expressed correctly and see how obvious it should have been to me.

edman5555
02-21-2014, 09:30 PM
Anyonr watch true detective? Hell of a show. Ive been watching it for some time now. There are eight episodes total and its on hbo.

edman5555
02-21-2014, 09:31 PM
So is spx ever coming back?

Luke
02-21-2014, 10:15 PM
Anyonr watch true detective? Hell of a show. Ive been watching it for some time now. There are eight episodes total and its on hbo.

I watch it . Very good show. Also just started watching House of Cards which I recommend

Luke
02-21-2014, 10:16 PM
So is spx ever coming back?

I told you to go to sherdog and bring him back. Don't you have a sherdog account?

edman5555
02-21-2014, 10:18 PM
Nope. Wht name does he post under?

Luke
02-21-2014, 10:26 PM
Nope. Wht name does he post under?

Shadow_preistX I think. And you can use my account if you want:

"Dear SPXlikesBalz,

You have requested to reset your password on Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums because you have forgotten your password"

Svino
02-22-2014, 12:34 AM
I understand your rationale Svino but only if you are stricly looking to know if a lawyer is better than the other ones. I would still take into consideration the amount of Cases won in front of each judges .... simply for the reporting purposes. It is totally possible that the lawyer with the 54% rate won 95% of his cases in front of judge 1 but but only won 10% of his cases in front of judge #2.

Yeah, this could definitely make a difference. But controlling for another factor like that, while doable, is kinda tricky. Also, you'd have to make certain assumptions about how the two factors interact, like that lawyers and judges can be modeled with a single parameter for persuasiveness/leniency and they make a linear contribution to the probability of success. It could be super hard to model if there are quirks about specific lawyers matching up better or worse with different judges (like if one lawyer was primarily a jiu-jitsu guy, but one judge has really good take-down defense).

Mr. IWS
02-22-2014, 10:58 AM
Anyonr watch true detective? Hell of a show. Ive been watching it for some time now. There are eight episodes total and its on hbo.


I do. Great series, that really took a crazy turn last episode.

Luke
02-22-2014, 12:22 PM
I do. Great series, that really took a crazy turn last episode.

I'm not sure if I'm up to date or not . Are you talking about the episode where they start suggesting McConaughey is the killer?

trotterz
02-22-2014, 01:03 PM
Thanks a ton. That actually helps a lot.

trotterz, you of course right, but it is more depth than I want to go into right now, that's why I asked to assume the same number of cases for each judge. The reality is slightly more complicated, but I can figure it out from here...

Thanks again guys, youre the best... I am really jealous of people that can do math. It makes me mad, because I feel like I should be able to do something like that and after you express the problem appropriately, the answer becomes clear to me. But I just can't order my thoughts in mathematically, even though I often imagine I am an expert logician (I even taught formal logic classes at a University). I realize how limited I am in this way when the problem is expressed correctly and see how obvious it should have been to me.

I actually do love it. I love playing with numbers and it is actualy my full tme job to do analysis and reports all day. and I am making out $82,000/year doign it so numbers are good to me

poopoo333
02-22-2014, 06:44 PM
What is 2+2?

Luke
02-22-2014, 07:25 PM
What is 2+2?

4

trotterz
02-22-2014, 08:53 PM
What is 2+2?

Poopoo, IIRC you are from Sarasota.
Do you have a idea about the cheapest place to rent a car around Sarasota?

Ludo
02-22-2014, 09:05 PM
Poopoo, IIRC you are from Sarasota.
Do you have a idea about the cheapest place to rent a car around Sarasota?

He's not 25 yet, he can't rent a car.

Luke
02-22-2014, 09:10 PM
He's not 25 yet, he can't rent a car.

legit BOL

trotterz
02-22-2014, 09:16 PM
any of you have an idea then for the best place to rent a car in the USA (Florida to be more specific)? ... most of the car renting company in Canada do not cover the USA

MMA_scientist
02-23-2014, 06:05 AM
any of you have an idea then for the best place to rent a car in the USA (Florida to be more specific)? ... most of the car renting company in Canada do not cover the USA

Just use one of the travel sites (travelocity, expedia, priceline). But Budget or Alamo is usually the cheapest.

poopoo333
02-23-2014, 10:48 AM
Poopoo, IIRC you are from Sarasota.
Do you have a idea about the cheapest place to rent a car around Sarasota?

I have no clue....I GOT MY OWN CAR NIGGA! Where are you going to be?

trotterz
02-23-2014, 11:32 AM
Just use one of the travel sites (travelocity, expedia, priceline). But Budget or Alamo is usually the cheapest.

Thanks. I will look into it.

trotterz
02-23-2014, 11:35 AM
I have no clue....I GOT MY OWN CAR NIGGA! Where are you going to be?

in Bradenton but only for 2 weeks. Since it is a 25 hours drive from here, we are thinking about flying there and then rent a car for the 2 weeks.

Luke
02-23-2014, 08:26 PM
Where the fuck is Vandelay and why is it everyone is going MIA all the sudden?

Luke
02-23-2014, 08:27 PM
in Bradenton but only for 2 weeks. Since it is a 25 hours drive from here, we are thinking about flying there and then rent a car for the 2 weeks.

Enterprise.......they'll pick you up

trotterz
02-24-2014, 09:57 AM
Enterprise.......they'll pick you up

Thanks

MMA_scientist
02-24-2014, 12:07 PM
why is it everyone is going MIA all the sudden?

I think it is because MMA sucks.

Let's turn this into a boxing forum.

poopoo333
02-24-2014, 03:31 PM
Let's talk about other shit.

Scientist, how big is your dick? Soft? Hard?

Thanks in advance.

MMA_scientist
02-24-2014, 03:35 PM
Let's talk about other shit.

Scientist, how big is your dick? Soft? Hard?

Thanks in advance.

I have a small dick bro. I really don't know how well my boner stacks up because I have not seen a lot of other guy's bones (it definitely isn't a porn dick though). Flaccid though, my dick is practically asian.

Svino
02-24-2014, 05:09 PM
Speaking of dicks, I found this thread both fascinating and hilarious:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_wi

Luke
02-24-2014, 05:11 PM
wtf just happened in here.......

Luke
02-24-2014, 05:13 PM
I think it is because MMA sucks.

Let's turn this into a boxing forum.

I'd watch hockey if I thought I could beat it betting.

Me and poopoo are killing it lately and everyone else is just slowing disappearing.