Published Write-Up: UFC 108

[Luke]

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[SPX]

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This movie's coming out next year . . . though you can find it now if you know where to look.

[Luke]

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I think Zak needs to split this thread up

because nija pictures are a faar cry from SPX's published write up

[Mr. IWS]

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[Luke]

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[SPX]

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I think Zak needs to split this thread up

because nija pictures are a faar cry from SPX's published write up

Good looking out, Luke. It does indeed seem like the thread has been hijacked.

Thankfully, I am a fan of ninjas. Big fan.

[SPX]

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Ninjas are the new zombies. Has anyone made a ninja vs. zombie movie yet? If not, give it some time. The latest ninja movie now in the works is THE LAST NINJA from Masterpiece Productions and director Jose Zambrano Cassella. A press release was recently issued along with a synopsis, pre-production teaser trailer and poster art.

With the discipline of a warrior, the stealth of a viper and the blade of the devil, THE LAST NINJA is a powerful, action-packed story spanning generations. Ken Harumi is the last descendent of the samurai, trained from boyhood in the ancient art of ninjutsu to become one of the most dangerous assassins in Japan. Faced with a choice between good and evil, his actions propel him into a high stakes game with an underground society of mercenaries. From a high-octane, crotch-rocket race to an edge-of-your seat battle on a runaway train, an explosion of fists and blades cuts its way to the heart of the conspiracy only to reveal the final three challengers; the deadliest assassins ever assembled. In a fight for supremacy and life itself, the combat rises for the ultimate battle that reveals the mastermind behind it all and exposes the secrets of a hidden past.

A look at Cassella’s past work reveals cinematography and directorial credit on a number of low-budget horror films, nothing I’m familiar with but that’s not saying much given my limited interest in the horror genre. What it suggests though is that THE LAST NINJA may end up being more violent or bloody than your typical martial arts movie, or other ninja films coming out. Rumor has it that the Wachowskis’ NINJA ASSASSIN is supposed to be fairly violent for a mainstream film while I doubt Isaac Florentine will be delivering too much blod and guts in NINJA. That’s not his style.

THE LAST NINJA is scripted by Joe Navarro and produced by Melissa Gruver and Randy Molnar. Release is planned for 2010.

http://www.kungfucinema.com/pre-product ... ninja-6948

[zY|]

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America FTW

OMG

This was my favorite movie ever in the 80s. I watched it at least a zillion times (I counted, so that's a fact).

Michael Dudikoff owns your mom's face.

[zY|]

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BTW, I enjoy having a huge obnoxious avatar.

[zY|]

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I literally cannot believe what I'm reading.

It's about the story that is told, not the medium in which it's presented.

But whatever, lol. Maybe we should just stick to MMA.

I did not care for the story. Too many warlocks, not enough ninjas IMO.[/quote:25aqlpqe]

LOTR consisted of zero warlocks.

There were 2 wizards, which I guess is the same thing, but warlocks sounds about a thousand times lamer.

And there were no ninjas because the fucking wizards killed all those pansies.

Or they were there but were just hiding in the trees the whole time. I don't know. Or care. Point is I win.

[Mr. IWS]

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Michael Dudikoff owns your mom's face.

I am literally, Laughing my ass off at that.

Just seeing that dudes name cracks me up.

GSP is not impressed with Michale Dudikoff!

[Mr. IWS]

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Before we moved to this server, we had a section with some of the funniest threads ever on IWS. This one is ranking right up there.

How did we go from SPX picks to Michael Dudikoff?

[zY|]

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[quote=IWS Zak]

Michael Dudikoff owns your mom's face.

I am literally, Laughing my ass off at that.

Just seeing that dudes name cracks me up.

GSP is not impressed with Michale Dudikoff![/quote:1qv6gtmj]

I love GSP, but I guarantee you he prays every night that Michael Dudikoff doesn't decide to take his title.

[SPX]

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True story:

That isn't one of them in the picture. That's a hot female ninja, completely unrelated to the story, but a highly appropriate graphic nonetheless. Anyway, 22-year old Tadeusz Tertkiewicz and 19-year old Jesse Trojaniak were arrested in Clifton, New Jersey, for being the world's worst ninjas.

Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men wore black SWAT-type vests and carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

After being arrested early Wednesday in a car on Route 46, the men said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their "impure" activities.

The letters said those who persisted would be stopped with "justified yet, merciful force."

Wow. From an interview with one of the ninja failures:

First we tried sneaking around the bushes, but we couldn't because the bushes were too thick. So we went for the more subtle, just, um, like hit and run approach, where we'd just run in there, slap the letter, and just run out of there as quickly as possible.

Listen, I've got news for any of you would-be Shinobi warriors out there: If your stealthy mission is thwarted by a bush, guess what? You aren't a freaking ninja. Go home and nunchuck yourself in the vagina till you pass out.

And here's a news video:

http://cbs3.com/video/?id=63094@kyw.dayport.com

[Mr. IWS]

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SHINOBI WARRIORS FTW!!!