2011 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[MMA_scientist]

^^ Sounds exactly like what Jesus would do.

That may be the case, but it would not stop me. Honestly, if one of my kids died, I don't think I would care whether I lived or died... and if someone tried to rub some salt on that wound, I am pretty sure I would fly off the handle. Actually, just talking about these idiots makes me want to hurt them and they aren't even doing it to me.

Saw on SD a while back, some guy had a tattoo of the twin towers, with a bunch of flaming bodies falling out of it, and it said "It's raining men". I was not affected by 9/11 at all, but if I saw someone with that tatoo, I think I would punch him in the face. A) it is not nearly funny or clever enough to warrant a tattoo inscription; B) that is seriously the statement you want to make...

Actually, I would probably ask him if lost a bet or if someone did it to him while he was unconscious. If the answer was anything other than satisfactory, face punch.

[SPX]

X, your box is full again

Goddamn it! I really miss the old forum where I could accumulate like 1,000 PMs and not have to worry about it.

Try again.

I think that's partially why Westboro Baptist Church does it. They fund their church with lawsuit trolling. They goad people into doing things that will give them a reason to sue.

There's a really interesting documentary on Netflix about those queers in case anyone's interested.

[Ludo]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/zhang-nan-has-15cm-eel-swim-into-his-penis-and-has-it-removed-from-his-bladder/story-e6frev20-1226138170989

A MAN has had an eel removed from his bladder after it entered his body through his penis.

Zhang Nan, 56, from Hubei province, China, was relaxing in a spa bath with live eels to let them feed on his dead skin when one started travelling up his urethra.

"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body," he said. "But then, suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis.

"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."

The surgeon who extracted the eel from Zhang's bladder explained: "The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower. But because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and got into the penis smoothly."

The operation lasted three hours.

The 15cm eel was found dead.

Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

[SPX]

That's mega fucked up.

That eel can consider itself negged.

[Mr. IWS]

That's mega fucked up.

That eel can consider itself negged.

Bulz

[MMA_scientist]

You willingly let some eels feed on you and you get what you get. I don't blame that gay eel.

If I saw that eel swin out of my penis dead, I would stomp it's ass though and eat it in front of its family in a sushi roll

[Luke]

That's fucked up Ludo .......negged for making me think about that pain.

[Mr. IWS]

This one kidna NSFW but......

http://www.investwithsports.com/newforum/showthread.php?14489-Just-random-funny-shit&p=304869&viewfull=1#post304869

[Vandelay]

Triple H on MMA - "I don't see us needing to evolve to what UFC does because quite frankly sometimes the fights are long and boring, guys lying around and sometimes the fights are fast and over in five seconds ...," the wrestler said. "I think if anybody needs to evolve, it's them. Give more of an entertainment standpoint. Give more form; they just have fighters who walk in in T-shirts and shorts and just stand there and then they fight and then they win and then they go 'Thanks, I'd like to thank my sponsors' and then they leave."

I think hes on to something

[Ludo]

I think he's off the mark here. The point of MMA is that it isn't scripted. The product is in the fight itself not the bullshit entrances and post fight monologue.

[Luke]

Triple H on MMA - "I don't see us needing to evolve to what UFC does because quite frankly sometimes the fights are long and boring, guys lying around and sometimes the fights are fast and over in five seconds ...," the wrestler said. "I think if anybody needs to evolve, it's them. Give more of an entertainment standpoint. Give more form; they just have fighters who walk in in T-shirts and shorts and just stand there and then they fight and then they win and then they go 'Thanks, I'd like to thank my sponsors' and then they leave."

I think hes on to something

gay........very gay

[flyinggogoplata]

sup fuckaaaaaas!!!!!!!!!!

[Ludo]

A dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been found dead in a badger's den in the UK, according to tabloid reports.

The reports say UK Ministry of Agriculture experts discovered the 3'6" body of Percy Foster 'deep in an underground chamber', ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales.

The body of the actor, who starred in such X- rated films as Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Ae We Go, was reportedly found 'partially eaten' in the chamber - but investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide.

In a recent interview the pint- sized porn star revealed he was ecstatic to be compared to the foul-mouthed cook.

'Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

'I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,' he said.

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Entertainment/2011/09/16/Gordon_Ramsay_dwarf_double_found_eaten_662353.html

[Ludo]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/glow-in-the-dark-cats-jellyfish-and-monkeys-may-prevent-aids/2011/09/12/gIQAdq89MK_blog.html

CL Hookers will be elated.

[SPX]

I think he's off the mark here. The point of MMA is that it isn't scripted. The product is in the fight itself not the bullshit entrances and post fight monologue.

I don't totally disagree with him that there does need to be some showmanship. Everyone loves Lawlor's entrances for a reason, for instance, and smack talk inevitably hypes fights and drives up PPV numbers. I think it's just a simple fact that people like a good story to go along with their sports. It heightens the drama and we as humans are wired to get amped for that shit.