Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

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  • Mr. IWS
    215 Hustler
    • Sep 2006
    • 99906

    #1

    Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

    I know Mike probably has carpel tunnel syndrome at this point. But WTF, it seems every year, this shit is getting harder to open. It cant be old age, Im only 32.

    My 14 year old cant even open some of this shit in the clamshell packaging.

    Anyway............


    MERRY CHRISTMAS
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  • Luke
    10 year vet
    • Oct 2006
    • 30060

    #2
    Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?




    Clam shell packing and then you have the ones that are tied in with 20 wires through the back of the cardboard.

    They have to be packed well for their long trip over from China
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    • Mr. IWS
      215 Hustler
      • Sep 2006
      • 99906

      #3
      Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

      Originally posted by Luke



      Clam shell packing and then you have the ones that are tied in with 20 wires through the back of the cardboard.

      They have to be packed well for their long trip over from China

      These fuckin dipshits had stuff screwed to the bottom of this doll bed for my daughter. I couldnt believe that.

      off topic, that move A Christmas Story, never gets old.
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      • Luke
        10 year vet
        • Oct 2006
        • 30060

        #4
        Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

        Originally posted by IWS Zak
        Originally posted by Luke



        Clam shell packing and then you have the ones that are tied in with 20 wires through the back of the cardboard.

        They have to be packed well for their long trip over from China

        These fuckin dipshits had stuff screwed to the bottom of this doll bed for my daughter. I couldnt believe that.

        off topic, that move A Christmas Story, never gets old.


        You know what ?I think I'm the only person who has never seen it .I really need to watch it sometime.Maybe I'll DVR it today
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        • Luke
          10 year vet
          • Oct 2006
          • 30060

          #5
          Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

          Originally posted by IWS Zak
          Originally posted by Luke



          Clam shell packing and then you have the ones that are tied in with 20 wires through the back of the cardboard.

          They have to be packed well for their long trip over from China

          These fuckin dipshits had stuff screwed to the bottom of this doll bed for my daughter. I couldnt believe that.

          off topic, that move A Christmas Story, never gets old.


          You know what ?I think I'm the only person who has never seen it .I really need to watch it sometime.Maybe I'll DVR it today
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          • Mr. IWS
            215 Hustler
            • Sep 2006
            • 99906

            #6
            Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

            Its on 24hours straight on TBS
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            • Luke
              10 year vet
              • Oct 2006
              • 30060

              #7
              Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

              Originally posted by IWS Zak
              Its on 24hours straight on TBS

              DVR'ing now

              thanks

              Always wanted to see it but never got around to it.

              Are you going to watch all 24 hours of it?
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              • RedHottG2
                IWS *********
                • Oct 2006
                • 5294

                #8
                Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

                I was just thinking that early this morning when I was pulling all the toys out of the boxes. DAMN I wonder if they really even want kids to play with this stuff lol. Oh yea, and watched A Christmas story last night and watching it right now.
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                • Mr. IWS
                  215 Hustler
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 99906

                  #9
                  Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

                  I watched this movie probably 5 times today.
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                  • HUSKERPOWER
                    Senior Member
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1136

                    #10
                    Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

                    my dad watches it over and over says he remembers the heater and everything, it was like that when he was growing up so in turn i watch the movie a few times every christmas its a classic

                    but ya i hear ya toys can be a bitch to open with all those ties on the bottom and my son got gi joe stuf he got theheadquarters there is probably 200 or more stickers and they are frickin small what a pain, my kid says dad dont worry about it i dont have to put them all on but then i feel bad so ill be putting stickers on again later tonite
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                    • GoBlue
                      Senior Member
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 642

                      #11
                      Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

                      Originally posted by Luke

                      You know what ?I think I'm the only person who has never seen it .I really need to watch it sometime.Maybe I'll DVR it today

                      You aren't the only one Luke! I have never seen the entire moving from start to finish. Only bits and pieces.

                      As to topic of the thread! I had a few kids to help open dolls, Wowwee animals, etc. All have that damn wiring too. Takes more time to open then it does to wrap. Plus you have the kids waiting to play with the stuff!
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                      • 666les
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 282

                        #12
                        Re: Seriously, why are toys so fuckin hard to open?

                        i think shopliftters have something to do with toy packaging and to refence the movie be careful or you'll put your eye out.GL

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