1-3-16

[Can'tPickAWinner]

[Can'tPickAWinner]

Wise Brothers
5.5 Units Miami Heat

[Can'tPickAWinner]

Hawaii Sports Wire
1* Over Jax

[Can'tPickAWinner]

Mark Franco

GOY NY Jets -2

[Can'tPickAWinner]

JIMMY MOORE

#302 5* Buffalo Bills +3(1:00 est)
How ironic is this game. The Jets need a win to get into the playoffs and they have to get it against the Bills now led by coach Ryan. You know Sexy Rexy will be very motivated to keep the Jets out of the post-season and he is in a good spot here since as a head coach he is 11-6 ATS when playing a team off of a SU dog win. The Jets traditionally choke in these spots as well as they are just 1-7 ATS after winning SU as a dog. That was a very big emotional win for the Jets last week and as much as this one means it will be a let down out of the blocks for the Jets here against Buffalo. Take the field goal with Rex and the Bills to get this win or at least the cover. Thank you and good luck.

[Can'tPickAWinner]

Sixth Sense

Green Bay / Minn Under 47
New England / Miami Under 47
Cincy -9.5
San Fran +3.5
Bills +3 (may go to 3.5)

[Can'tPickAWinner]

Wise brothers of banker sports

6 unit Atlanta 1st half

[Can'tPickAWinner]

NBA

Hot teams
-- Hawks won seven of their last eight games (1-3 last four AF).
-- Toronto won four of its last five games (2-8 last 10 HF). Bulls won four of their last five games (1-6 last seven AU).
-- Miami won three of its last four road games (2-4AU). Wizards won five of their last seven games (4-6HF).
-- Portland won three of its last four games.
-- Lakers won last two games, after losing six of their previous seven games (1-2HF).

Cold teams
-- New York lost five of its last six games (3-5HU).
-- Nuggets lost eight of their last nine games.
-- Phoenix lost its last eight games (2-6 vs spread).

Series records
-- Knicks lost five of last six games with Atlanta.
-- Bulls won their last six games with Toronto.
-- Wizards won their last four games with Miami.
-- Portland won nine of last ten games with Denver.
-- Lakers lost their last five games with Phoenix.

Totals
-- Six of last seven New York-Atlanta games went over.
-- Five of last six Chicago-Toronto games went over.
-- Last six Miami-Washington games went over total.
-- Five of last six Portland-Denver games went over.
-- Over is 4-0-1 in last five Phoenix-Laker games.

Back/backs
-- Denver is 4-4 vs spread if it played night before

[Can'tPickAWinner]

StatFox Super Situations

NBA | ATLANTA at NEW YORK
Play Under - Home teams where the total is greater than or equal to 200 off a road loss by 10 points or more, on Sunday games
82-41 since 1997. ( 66.7% | 36.9 units )
3-3 this year. ( 50.0% | -0.3 units )

NBA | ATLANTA at NEW YORK
Play On - Road teams vs. the money line (ATLANTA) good offensive team - scoring 99+ points/game on the season against opponent after a blowout loss by 20 points or more
102-52 over the last 5 seasons. ( 66.2% | 43.2 units )
8-9 this year. ( 47.1% | -1.0 units )

NBA | PHOENIX at LA LAKERS
Play Under - Any team vs. the 1rst half line playing with 2 days rest, on Sunday games
293-183 since 1997. ( 61.6% | 91.7 units )
4-2 this year. ( 66.7% | 1.8 units )

[Can'tPickAWinner]

StatFox Super Situations

CBB | USC at WASHINGTON
Play Under - All teams where the total is greater than or equal to 160 after successfully covering the spread in 2 or more consecutive games, playing their 2nd game in 3 days
62-28 since 1997. ( 68.9% | 31.2 units )
5-5 this year. ( 50.0% | -0.5 units )

CBB | IUPUI at NEBRASKA-OMAHA
Play On - A road team vs. the money line (IUPUI) off a win over a conference rival as an underdog of 6 points or more
394-651 since 1997. ( 37.7% | 48.9 units )

CBB | RICE at TX-SAN ANTONIO
Play Against - A road team vs. the 1rst half line (RICE) off a close road loss by 3 points or less, with 2 more starters returning from last year than opponent
46-18 over the last 5 seasons. ( 71.9% | 26.2 units )
1-0 this year. ( 100.0% | 1.0 units )

[Can'tPickAWinner]

StatFox Super Situations

NFL | SEATTLE at ARIZONA
Play On - Underdogs of 3.5 to 10 points (SEATTLE) after covering the spread in 2 out of their last 3 games, a good team (60% to 75%) playing a team with a winning record
41-15 over the last 10 seasons. ( 73.2% | 24.5 units )
2-0 this year. ( 100.0% | 2.0 units )

NFL | PHILADELPHIA at NY GIANTS
Play On - Road teams with a money line of +130 to -150 (PHILADELPHIA) after allowing 25 points or more in 2 straight games
70-40 over the last 10 seasons. ( 63.6% | 0.0 units )
5-5 this year. ( 50.0% | 0.0 units )

NFL | ST LOUIS at SAN FRANCISCO
Play Under - Any team vs the the 1rst half total in a game involving two poor teams (outgained by 40-100 YPG) after 8+ games
172-100 since 1997. ( 63.2% | 62.0 units )
6-2 this year. ( 75.0% | 3.8 units )

NFL | BALTIMORE at CINCINNATI
Play Against - Underdogs vs. the 1rst half line (BALTIMORE) off an upset win over a division rival as a home underdog, in the second half of the season
67-31 since 1997. ( 68.4% | 32.9 units )

NFL | WASHINGTON at DALLAS
Play On - Any team vs the money line (WASHINGTON) off an upset win by 10 or more as a road underdog, in the last 2 weeks of the regular season
25-10 over the last 10 seasons. ( 71.4% | 0.0 units )

[Can'tPickAWinner]

Mighty Quinn

Mighty hit with Arkansas (-12) on Saturday and likes the Saints on Sunday.

The surplus is 100 sirignanos.

[Can'tPickAWinner]

Hondo

Hondo’s glass half-full

Hondo had a case of the ones in his Week 16 Best Bets, going 1-1-1 to preserve a half-game lead over a hard-charging fellow named Costello. While Mr. Aitch makes no guarantees about finishing atop the BB standings, HondoNation can be sure that on New Year’s weekend he will give it the auld college try (a la Chip Kelly).

Jets over Bills: Same old … Rex. His mouth once again overloaded his butt and another season swirled down the toilet.

Giants over Eagles: It’s Swan Song Sunday and Hondo expects a successful sendoff for Tom Coughlin, especially with Big Blue playing a team that packed it in weeks ago. Sources say Odell Beckham Jr. won’t be watching when the ball drops on New Year’s Eve, because it will bring back bad memories of his performance against the Panthers.

The NFL found no evidence of gay slurs being directed at Beckham by the Panthers. Apparently, Roger “44M A Year” Goodell is of the opinion that Josh Norman’s postgame references to Beckham as a “ballerina” and “Michael Jackson” were tributes to his machismo.

Texans over Jaguars: When are Phil Jackson and Derek Fisher going to do something about all these costly Knicks turnovers?

Cowboys over Redskins: The Knicks are checking with the league to see if the robbers who helped themselves to Cleanthony Early’s gold teeth have given the team more cap space.

Bears over Lions: Emailer Dr. Sox points out that Stephen Drew signing with the Nationals for $3 million is another example of reckless and wasteful spending in D.C. The Drew acquisition no doubt met with the approval of Speaker of the House and alleged Republican Paul Ryan.

Patriots over Dolphins: From BarkingMut, aka the HondoNation SoBe Bureau Chief: Infuriated after the Patriots’ loss to the Jets, Tom Brady’s wife Giselle was heard to yell, “Tommy can’t pass the ball, catch the ball, and tell the ref he wants to receive the ball after winning the OT coin toss — like any sane person would do — all at the same time!”

Falcons over Saints: Hillary Clinton’s accusation that Donald Trump has “a penchant for sexism,” has prompted El Donaldo to charge that her husband has a history of “women abuse.” In his defense, Peyronie Bill says at least he was polite to his side action, pointing out that before disposing of them, he always thanked them for their service.

Bengals over Ravens: Eliot Spitzer and Lis Smith reportedly have broken up. While a spokesman attributed the split to their hectic schedules, word is Lis called it off because Spitzer refused to remove his beloved black socks during their mutual toe-sucking sessions in the hot tub.

Steelers over Browns: BarkingMut writes: With several NFL coaches expected to get the ax, a support group is forming named “Black Monday Lives Matter.”
Titans over Colts: The Colts have signed retread QBs Josh Freeman and Ryan Lindley, which, according to Donald Trump, makes them the team most likely to get schlonged in Week 17.

Rams over 49ers: On the same day ISIS chief Iyad El-Baghdadi called on Muslims to join Obama’s “JV” team, ISIS theologians issued guidelines on when it’s appropriate for members to have sex with their slaves. For example, fathers and sons can’t have sex with the same female slave, and having sex with mother and daughter slaves also is forbidden. What unfortunate timing! Who’s going to answer El-Baghdadi’s call when they have to adhere to such draconian rules about proper sex-slave etiquette?

Broncos over Chargers: Peyton Manning’s defense against charges he used PEDs — they were sent to his wife — will be summed up in his next Nationwide jingle: “Ashley got the HGH.”

Cardinals over Seahawks: The price is high, but justifiable. The Seahags won’t be overly motivated, since whoever they play in Round 1 — Packers, Vikes or Redskins — will be a pushover. It’s important to stay abreast of your playoff scenariolas.

Raiders over Chiefs: Vladimir Putin has a new cologne out called “Leaders Number One.” Professional sniffers say its aroma is far superior to Obama’s new cologne: “Leaders Number Two.”

Panthers over Buccaneers: Chipotle’s stock has plunged almost $300 a share since its problems started roaring to the surface. Savvy shareholders who exited early in the decline obviously heeded one of the fundamentals of investing in restaurant chains: When the food comes up, the stock goes down. Rumor has it Chipotle is looking into sponsoring a bowl game next season, which would be a perfect meld of customer and event.

Packers over Vikings: Hondo hears the Rockies have invited Denver-based Chipotle CEO (Chief E. coli Officer) Steve “The Big Queasy” Ells to the 2016 opener. They want him to throw up the first ball.

Bets Bets: Jets, Texans, Packers.

Happy New Year to all in HondoNation and points beyond.

[Can'tPickAWinner]

Jeff Benton

Sunday's Action

50 Dime winner is Seattle-Arizona Over the total. At 10:05 pm eastern time on Saturday night, the total for this contest stands at 47 points both in Vegas and offshore.

[Can'tPickAWinner]

Trace Adams

Sunday's Selection ...

For Sunday, 2000♦ Double-your-Wager winner is Carolina as the home favorite over Tampa Bay. At 11:05 pm eastern time on Saturday night, the Panthers are the -10 point favorites both in Vegas and offshore.