2013 Off Topic Thread

[Mr. IWS]

I wish my wife would be a hero and get some new boobs too.

Pics if it happens!

[Luke]

Research it and write a paper, properly cited with a full bibliography.

APA or MLA?

[Mr. IWS]

Also, a lot of girls have said that after getting implants that their sensitivity goes away down and it's no longer an erogenous zone.

Not my problem brah

[MMA_scientist]

I don't like how the term "financial planner" has replaced "stockbroker." Stockbroker sounds so much more bad ass.

I don't use those two interchangeably

[Luke]

I went to look it up, and now I am scarred for life.

Oh jesus christ.........so am I

[SPX]

APA or MLA?

Writer's choice.

[MMA_scientist]

Pics if it happens!

Would never happen, and I wouldn't want it to. I am against fake boobs in general. It is an epidemic.

[SPX]

I don't use those two interchangeably

Explain.

According to what I've read, they refer to the same job. Ex:

The current title for a career in financial services is a financial adviser or financial planner. The term stockbroker is not used anymore, because it has a negative connotation. When the public hears that word, it thinks of a fee-charging, account-churning, self-serving person who is unconcerned about clients.

[Luke]

Writer's choice.

This writer chooses neither

[SPX]

You have a custom method for citation then?

[MMA_scientist]

That can be so iffy though. If they look natural, it's great. But if they don't, fuck that.

Also, a lot of girls have said that after getting implants that their sensitivity goes away down and it's no longer an erogenous zone. Fuck that, too. I don't want to be doing work and her to just be sitting there bored and shit.

My wife nursed 2 kids. Those things feel nothing. No pain, no pleasure. I was just kidding though, I wouldn't want her to do that, and she isn't the kind of person that would want fake boobs.

[MMA_scientist]

Explain.

According to what I've read, they refer to the same job. Ex:

I think of a financial planner as a guy that tries to sell you everything, life insurance, mutual funds, etc. They actually don't know shit about shit and are just there to glom on to my wealth.

A stock broker may have a negative connotation, but I think of a stock broker as a guy who sells you individual stocks and allegedly knows something about the market.

Something like this, without all the BS: http://www.forbes.com/sites/feeonlyp...r-explained/2/

[Mr. IWS]

Would never happen, and I wouldn't want it to. I am against fake boobs in general. It is an epidemic.

If you can touch them, then they are real. -Al Bundy

[SPX]

I think of a financial planner as a guy that tries to sell you everything, life insurance, mutual funds, etc. They actually don't know shit about shit and are just there to glom on to my wealth.

A stock broker may have a negative connotation, but I think of a stock broker as a guy who sells you individual stocks and allegedly knows something about the market.

Something like this, without all the BS: http://www.forbes.com/sites/feeonlyp...r-explained/2/

Interesting.

"I went the white boy way of slinging crack rock. I became a stock broker."

Definitely doesn't have the same ring to it if you sub in financial planner for stock broker.

[SPX]

If you can touch them, then they are real. -Al Bundy

BOL!