2011 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[flyinggogoplata]

lol I had to look up what bbc meant.

1. bbc
Big Black Cock. Usually found on African-American males. Also found inside slutty white girls.
Dee pounded Laura with the BBC last night.

[Mr. IWS]

^^^^^^LOL

[SPX]

I had a female friend the other day tell me that she has never wanted anything to do with a black dick because they "look like they are made of poop."

[Mr. IWS]

I had a female friend the other day tell me that she has never wanted anything to do with a black dick because they "look like they are made of poop."

She probably just took one up the ass before she said that.

[flyinggogoplata]

to catch your girl cheating can't you just smell her cooch when you get home?

[Mr. IWS]

to catch your girl cheating can't you just smell her cooch when you get home?

[Svino]

Well I'd be more concerned that watching porn would take a good, wholesome girl and corrupt the shit out of here and make her want to fuck other guys when she didn't really think about it before.

I dunno, I think you've been living in Mormon-Land too long.

[SPX]

It's more like I know watching porn makes ME want to fuck other people, so. . .

[SPX]

She probably just took one up the ass before she said that.

She actually despises any kind of ass play. I eventually just gave up.

[MMA_scientist]

My lady would never cheat, not a concern at all. If she did, she knows that I would pop a cap in sancho and I would slap that heina down. I would take her kids away and marry a 22 year old just to piss her off.

I am terrified that my wife will find out about how crazy I really am though. So yeah, I really don't want her reading the stuff I say on here.

Ass play, not interested (me and for damn sure her).

I don't watch porn, but if I did, I sure as hell would not tell my wife. She would be upset, not mad. I just don't want to have to explain the enitre male thought process to her and I don't want her feeling like shit. I would not care if she watched porn though. I wouldn't even care if she was going to strip clubs. I am not a jealous type... probably because I don't feel threatened by other guys. I don't think anyone could steal her if they wanted to and I know my wife is a good chick. She is not going to do some seedy shit. It just is not something I have to worry about.

[flyinggogoplata]

i would be afraid of this guy stealing my girlz

[MMA_scientist]

BTW, I was just kidding, I am not going to hit my kids (spanking or otherwise). I used to get my ass whipped all the time when I was a kid (the spanking kind by mom and the kind where my step dad head butts me and chokes me). It had zero effect on me and was not a deterrent at all. I feel like CPS is going to come if I even yell at my kids. I always fell guilty if I raise my voice and end up apologizing to them. Basically, I am a pussy. But it doesn't matter because I rarely get mad at them, even when they are doing really annoying stuff, I can't help but think it is funny.

[MMA_scientist]

i would be afraid of this guy stealing my girlz

My wife would think that guy is gross and absurd. She would make fun of his hair and eyeliner FOR SURE, and would probably think he was too feminine.

I will occasionally catch my wife checking another guy out... but she is more into good looking polo and khakis guy than douchey looking guy.

[flyinggogoplata]

[MMA_scientist]

I am not sure what you are doing.