UFC on Versus 4

[flyinggogoplata]

I wasn't joking. He really is.

[MMA_scientist]

All in on Morecraft.

[SPX]

LOL

Mitrione's going to submit Morecraft with the Twister after gaining positional advantage via Crackhead Control.

[Thewisemann]

I bet small on Faalototo, more of a bet against Johnson.

[poopoo333]

I am just waiting on Story by decision prop to come out and I will be all done with my bets. I bet a lot of dogs this card

[MMA_scientist]

LOL

Mitrione's going to submit Morecraft with the Twister after gaining positional advantage via Crackhead Control.

I counter with this:

[Mr. IWS]

i never bet on guys like mitrione its sad society gives him the license to do what he does. ok the you got hurt in college thats fine but try to sell everyone that your something that was just a matter of percentages of the 300 million because you're not your just one of those guys in the gym that comes in loud flaunting bread crumbs that somehow fell through society and landed on you. he's one of those guys that you are just quiet when he's in the room but you wait till fight night just hoping you see see him in pain. later you hope you see him the gym and tell him good fight and you were rooting for him but as you walk away you smile to yourself inside because the truth is you were never rooting for him in truth you're doing the opposite the whole time even trying to set it up against his favor. You never root for guys like him in life you cant, there is nothing there just random mutations just background noise reverbing through cells you just sit back, watch with waiting eyes and just wait, wait then when you see the inevitable the one moment you knew was coming because it always comes some later then others but it always comes and when its on them you just smile to yourself and say yeah I knew it guys like him just are a matter of time then in front of everyone. thats when you feel most alive is when the universe finally wakes up and gets what you almost saw coming to him and you knew deep inside the whole time even encouraging him you knew the whole that you were going to stick around waiting for that to happen.

I agree man, it reminds me of this time I started off just being jealous that my girlfriend could have multiple orgasms and I couldn't. I have always been jealous of women for this, and one day after she orgasmed about 6 times (which I love to help her get!), I just laid back and cursed my existence for being born a man. Hers seem to amazing - she clenches, and moans, and they last seemingly forever compared to mine, then either shortly afterwards or after a little while, she can repeat the whole thing. Sometimes she can have back to back to back orgasms and LOVE giving those to her, makes me feel like superman, but then there is my pitiful little 3 seconds of orgasm and it's over. My orgasms from sex are always a let-down, just a blah. They are basically just the sign that my fun is over.

So I checked out the internet one day, looking for anything to improve my orgasms or give me more than one without waiting...like hours...in between. I can cum more than once a day, but it is always a chore for me, the second or third take forever and don't feel good, they just feel like a relief instead of like the first one, which compared to women's suck anyway.

I came across a bunch of silly things, but this site for whatever reason caught my eye. I found this site purely by accident. I read these forums top to bottom, and also searched the rest of the internet for anything that corroborates the claims made here...they seem so far-fetched for a 33-year old who is used to sex as what it has always been...super orgasms, yeah right! I really didn't believe it. I found very little to back up the claims on this site, no videos of guys using it, nothing. It's really hard to find much on this sort of thing.

But anyway, despite my doubts (I was certain I'd be throwing my money away), I went to the local sex supply store in town and looked all over the shelves for an Aneros model...they had just one, the big one, the Aneros Progasm, and I was really turned off by how big this thing looked. I didn't really like the idea of sticking that up my ass at all, it seemed huge and I felt really gay for even thinking about it....but I thought about those promises of multiple orgasms and super orgasms and all that crazy stuff. I am not gay at all, but I'm not anti-gay, but it's just a stigma that we have....you don't put things in your ass, that's just gay...especially the biggest model of them all, it seemed super gay to me. But I bought it anyway because I really wanted to try these things, and mainly because I wasn't going to order one and have a big gay box come in the mail, or something. If they had had a littler one, I would have bought it instead for sure. The Progasm scared the hell out of me.

So I got home, put some of my GF's KY jelly on it, and tried to put it in my ass, and it was an ordeal. My ass didn't like that idea at all, but eventually I got it in. It felt as big as it looked. I laid down like everyone on this site says to do, and I practiced the muscle tension and all that. It felt surprisingly good, and that sensation alone was great. I thought that if nothing else, I could put it in while having sex to get some extra sensations. I kept it in for a while, maybe 20 minutes, and saw a lot of pre-cum, and my dick was hard on and off, but I got horny and masturbated, and it felt significantly better than normal. I had hit the jackpot, my orgasm felt really good for a change, not the duds I was used to. So I tried having sex that week with my girlfriend with it in, and it fell out, so I didn't really try that much after that since it made a mess, was a let-down.

I tried it again solo a week later, and again followed the instructions, and again got some great feelings, but never a super orgasm or anything, but I felt like I was capable of it, and I tried to position myself in different ways that seems to work better. Over that next couple months, I tried a bunch of different things, and always felt like I could go further with it, but it didn't ever work. I always tried too hard, and the harder you try, the less likely you get anywhere it seemed. I would just relax and get some awesome sensations. I eventually figured out that I'd just let my body do whatever it wanted, and the only conscious thing I would do is try and relax. My body would tighten up, and I'd try and relax it back, and repeat. This worked great for me, and I felt like I got so close to super orgasms a few times.

Then one night, I was watching some porn on the computer, planning to jack off and that's it. I got the idea of using the Aneros while doing that, but I didn't want to sit on the thing while on my computer chair, that might hurt. My next idea ended up being the ultimate best idea I've ever had in my life. I wanted to be in a seated position to watch my porn, so I grabbed two folding chairs and positioned them facing each other, with a gap between them about 3 inches wide. I placed a dark towel on both of them, so I didn't drip any KY lube of the ground, then I sat down with one ass cheek on each chair. I very quickly realized that this little system of mine sorta compo7unded what I was doing, letting my body take over and then forcing myself to relax. Gravity is on my side for this, the Aneros would kinda slide down, my body would reflexively pull it back in, sometimes shallow, sometimes later on my body would pull it in real deep. Then I'd try and relx myself which makes it slide downward again. This kinda repeats itself. The Aneros can't fall out because the towel I'm sitting on has the correct amount of tension to stop it from falling out entirely.

Well, this system was working..very well, I was getting mini orgasms that felt about as good as my normal penile orgasms I'm used to. I was in absolute bliss, I was getting my multiple orgasms I always wanted. Well, then the sensations kep coming, and seemed to compound, and I was feeling my entire body sorta tense up, my neck and mouth, my arms, and my ass was starting to add twitches and mini contractions in addition to the reflexive repeated pulling the Aneros back deeper. The buildup was ****ing awesome. Then, I was at a plateau level that can only be described as the height of my normal orgasms....I was having a non-stop orgasm that felt about 80& of the strength of every orgasm I had ever had, and it just kept going, for minutes. I assumed this was a super orgasm, so I was psyched, I was having a super orgasm.

Nope, it wasn't a super orgasm, as this sensation kept going on and on, and my ass was doing that fluttering contraction thing, it started to pick up and I felt my body, including my ass, doing these little spasms and the never-ending orgasm like....quadrupled in strength over the next 10-20 seconds, then suddenly THAT sensation doubled. My ass was spasming and quivering, and the Aneros felt like it was vibrating in me. I was shocked, I thought I had already had a super orgasm, but this new thing was blowing away my mind, I couldn't think, it was easily 10 times as good as my penile orgasms, and I had all I could do to keep my arms on the desk to keep me from falling off the chairs. This super orgasm lasted about 1 minute. I just could not believe that this had happened, as I was certain that I had already had super orgasms, but this thing was truly monumentally fantastic. Now I know how my girlfriend feels when she gets those really really awesome orgasms that makes her quiver and spasm for a couple minutes afterwards.

Since that day, I've used this same method, two chairs and a towel, sitting at my computer watching porn clips. I just finished having my best orgasm EVER, a few minutes ago. This super orgasm lasted about 35 minutes, and as I was having the super orgasm, I jacked off and it was FANTASTIC, and after jacking off, the super orgasm started all over again, and it right into another 10 minute super orgasm (usually after I masturbate I can't repeat them at full strength). After ten minutes of this "second" (actually same) super orgasm, I jacked off again and was able to cum a second time, and the super orgasm eventually started to wear off.

[MMA_scientist]

[poopoo333]

ahem

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=704836251

[sbjj]

I literally have fucking tears rolling down my face.

[Mr. IWS]

ahem

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?p=704836251

BOL!

[Luke]

I agree man, it reminds me of this time I started off just being jealous that my girlfriend could have multiple orgasms and I couldn't. I have always been jealous of women for this, and one day after she orgasmed about 6 times (which I love to help her get!), I just laid back and cursed my existence for being born a man. Hers seem to amazing - she clenches, and moans, and they last seemingly forever compared to mine, then either shortly afterwards or after a little while, she can repeat the whole thing. Sometimes she can have back to back to back orgasms and LOVE giving those to her, makes me feel like superman, but then there is my pitiful little 3 seconds of orgasm and it's over. My orgasms from sex are always a let-down, just a blah. They are basically just the sign that my fun is over.

So I checked out the internet one day, looking for anything to improve my orgasms or give me more than one without waiting...like hours...in between. I can cum more than once a day, but it is always a chore for me, the second or third take forever and don't feel good, they just feel like a relief instead of like the first one, which compared to women's suck anyway.

I came across a bunch of silly things, but this site for whatever reason caught my eye. I found this site purely by accident. I read these forums top to bottom, and also searched the rest of the internet for anything that corroborates the claims made here...they seem so far-fetched for a 33-year old who is used to sex as what it has always been...super orgasms, yeah right! I really didn't believe it. I found very little to back up the claims on this site, no videos of guys using it, nothing. It's really hard to find much on this sort of thing.

But anyway, despite my doubts (I was certain I'd be throwing my money away), I went to the local sex supply store in town and looked all over the shelves for an Aneros model...they had just one, the big one, the Aneros Progasm, and I was really turned off by how big this thing looked. I didn't really like the idea of sticking that up my ass at all, it seemed huge and I felt really gay for even thinking about it....but I thought about those promises of multiple orgasms and super orgasms and all that crazy stuff. I am not gay at all, but I'm not anti-gay, but it's just a stigma that we have....you don't put things in your ass, that's just gay...especially the biggest model of them all, it seemed super gay to me. But I bought it anyway because I really wanted to try these things, and mainly because I wasn't going to order one and have a big gay box come in the mail, or something. If they had had a littler one, I would have bought it instead for sure. The Progasm scared the hell out of me.

So I got home, put some of my GF's KY jelly on it, and tried to put it in my ass, and it was an ordeal. My ass didn't like that idea at all, but eventually I got it in. It felt as big as it looked. I laid down like everyone on this site says to do, and I practiced the muscle tension and all that. It felt surprisingly good, and that sensation alone was great. I thought that if nothing else, I could put it in while having sex to get some extra sensations. I kept it in for a while, maybe 20 minutes, and saw a lot of pre-cum, and my dick was hard on and off, but I got horny and masturbated, and it felt significantly better than normal. I had hit the jackpot, my orgasm felt really good for a change, not the duds I was used to. So I tried having sex that week with my girlfriend with it in, and it fell out, so I didn't really try that much after that since it made a mess, was a let-down.

I tried it again solo a week later, and again followed the instructions, and again got some great feelings, but never a super orgasm or anything, but I felt like I was capable of it, and I tried to position myself in different ways that seems to work better. Over that next couple months, I tried a bunch of different things, and always felt like I could go further with it, but it didn't ever work. I always tried too hard, and the harder you try, the less likely you get anywhere it seemed. I would just relax and get some awesome sensations. I eventually figured out that I'd just let my body do whatever it wanted, and the only conscious thing I would do is try and relax. My body would tighten up, and I'd try and relax it back, and repeat. This worked great for me, and I felt like I got so close to super orgasms a few times.

Then one night, I was watching some porn on the computer, planning to jack off and that's it. I got the idea of using the Aneros while doing that, but I didn't want to sit on the thing while on my computer chair, that might hurt. My next idea ended up being the ultimate best idea I've ever had in my life. I wanted to be in a seated position to watch my porn, so I grabbed two folding chairs and positioned them facing each other, with a gap between them about 3 inches wide. I placed a dark towel on both of them, so I didn't drip any KY lube of the ground, then I sat down with one ass cheek on each chair. I very quickly realized that this little system of mine sorta compo7unded what I was doing, letting my body take over and then forcing myself to relax. Gravity is on my side for this, the Aneros would kinda slide down, my body would reflexively pull it back in, sometimes shallow, sometimes later on my body would pull it in real deep. Then I'd try and relx myself which makes it slide downward again. This kinda repeats itself. The Aneros can't fall out because the towel I'm sitting on has the correct amount of tension to stop it from falling out entirely.

Well, this system was working..very well, I was getting mini orgasms that felt about as good as my normal penile orgasms I'm used to. I was in absolute bliss, I was getting my multiple orgasms I always wanted. Well, then the sensations kep coming, and seemed to compound, and I was feeling my entire body sorta tense up, my neck and mouth, my arms, and my ass was starting to add twitches and mini contractions in addition to the reflexive repeated pulling the Aneros back deeper. The buildup was ****ing awesome. Then, I was at a plateau level that can only be described as the height of my normal orgasms....I was having a non-stop orgasm that felt about 80& of the strength of every orgasm I had ever had, and it just kept going, for minutes. I assumed this was a super orgasm, so I was psyched, I was having a super orgasm.

Nope, it wasn't a super orgasm, as this sensation kept going on and on, and my ass was doing that fluttering contraction thing, it started to pick up and I felt my body, including my ass, doing these little spasms and the never-ending orgasm like....quadrupled in strength over the next 10-20 seconds, then suddenly THAT sensation doubled. My ass was spasming and quivering, and the Aneros felt like it was vibrating in me. I was shocked, I thought I had already had a super orgasm, but this new thing was blowing away my mind, I couldn't think, it was easily 10 times as good as my penile orgasms, and I had all I could do to keep my arms on the desk to keep me from falling off the chairs. This super orgasm lasted about 1 minute. I just could not believe that this had happened, as I was certain that I had already had super orgasms, but this thing was truly monumentally fantastic. Now I know how my girlfriend feels when she gets those really really awesome orgasms that makes her quiver and spasm for a couple minutes afterwards.

Since that day, I've used this same method, two chairs and a towel, sitting at my computer watching porn clips. I just finished having my best orgasm EVER, a few minutes ago. This super orgasm lasted about 35 minutes, and as I was having the super orgasm, I jacked off and it was FANTASTIC, and after jacking off, the super orgasm started all over again, and it right into another 10 minute super orgasm (usually after I masturbate I can't repeat them at full strength). After ten minutes of this "second" (actually same) super orgasm, I jacked off again and was able to cum a second time, and the super orgasm eventually started to wear off.

[edman5555]

I agree man, it reminds me of this time I started off just being jealous that my girlfriend could have multiple orgasms and I couldn't. I have always been jealous of women for this, and one day after she orgasmed about 6 times (which I love to help her get!), I just laid back and cursed my existence for being born a man. Hers seem to amazing - she clenches, and moans, and they last seemingly forever compared to mine, then either shortly afterwards or after a little while, she can repeat the whole thing. Sometimes she can have back to back to back orgasms and LOVE giving those to her, makes me feel like superman, but then there is my pitiful little 3 seconds of orgasm and it's over. My orgasms from sex are always a let-down, just a blah. They are basically just the sign that my fun is over.

So I checked out the internet one day, looking for anything to improve my orgasms or give me more than one without waiting...like hours...in between. I can cum more than once a day, but it is always a chore for me, the second or third take forever and don't feel good, they just feel like a relief instead of like the first one, which compared to women's suck anyway.

I came across a bunch of silly things, but this site for whatever reason caught my eye. I found this site purely by accident. I read these forums top to bottom, and also searched the rest of the internet for anything that corroborates the claims made here...they seem so far-fetched for a 33-year old who is used to sex as what it has always been...super orgasms, yeah right! I really didn't believe it. I found very little to back up the claims on this site, no videos of guys using it, nothing. It's really hard to find much on this sort of thing.

But anyway, despite my doubts (I was certain I'd be throwing my money away), I went to the local sex supply store in town and looked all over the shelves for an Aneros model...they had just one, the big one, the Aneros Progasm, and I was really turned off by how big this thing looked. I didn't really like the idea of sticking that up my ass at all, it seemed huge and I felt really gay for even thinking about it....but I thought about those promises of multiple orgasms and super orgasms and all that crazy stuff. I am not gay at all, but I'm not anti-gay, but it's just a stigma that we have....you don't put things in your ass, that's just gay...especially the biggest model of them all, it seemed super gay to me. But I bought it anyway because I really wanted to try these things, and mainly because I wasn't going to order one and have a big gay box come in the mail, or something. If they had had a littler one, I would have bought it instead for sure. The Progasm scared the hell out of me.

So I got home, put some of my GF's KY jelly on it, and tried to put it in my ass, and it was an ordeal. My ass didn't like that idea at all, but eventually I got it in. It felt as big as it looked. I laid down like everyone on this site says to do, and I practiced the muscle tension and all that. It felt surprisingly good, and that sensation alone was great. I thought that if nothing else, I could put it in while having sex to get some extra sensations. I kept it in for a while, maybe 20 minutes, and saw a lot of pre-cum, and my dick was hard on and off, but I got horny and masturbated, and it felt significantly better than normal. I had hit the jackpot, my orgasm felt really good for a change, not the duds I was used to. So I tried having sex that week with my girlfriend with it in, and it fell out, so I didn't really try that much after that since it made a mess, was a let-down.

I tried it again solo a week later, and again followed the instructions, and again got some great feelings, but never a super orgasm or anything, but I felt like I was capable of it, and I tried to position myself in different ways that seems to work better. Over that next couple months, I tried a bunch of different things, and always felt like I could go further with it, but it didn't ever work. I always tried too hard, and the harder you try, the less likely you get anywhere it seemed. I would just relax and get some awesome sensations. I eventually figured out that I'd just let my body do whatever it wanted, and the only conscious thing I would do is try and relax. My body would tighten up, and I'd try and relax it back, and repeat. This worked great for me, and I felt like I got so close to super orgasms a few times.

Then one night, I was watching some porn on the computer, planning to jack off and that's it. I got the idea of using the Aneros while doing that, but I didn't want to sit on the thing while on my computer chair, that might hurt. My next idea ended up being the ultimate best idea I've ever had in my life. I wanted to be in a seated position to watch my porn, so I grabbed two folding chairs and positioned them facing each other, with a gap between them about 3 inches wide. I placed a dark towel on both of them, so I didn't drip any KY lube of the ground, then I sat down with one ass cheek on each chair. I very quickly realized that this little system of mine sorta compo7unded what I was doing, letting my body take over and then forcing myself to relax. Gravity is on my side for this, the Aneros would kinda slide down, my body would reflexively pull it back in, sometimes shallow, sometimes later on my body would pull it in real deep. Then I'd try and relx myself which makes it slide downward again. This kinda repeats itself. The Aneros can't fall out because the towel I'm sitting on has the correct amount of tension to stop it from falling out entirely.

Well, this system was working..very well, I was getting mini orgasms that felt about as good as my normal penile orgasms I'm used to. I was in absolute bliss, I was getting my multiple orgasms I always wanted. Well, then the sensations kep coming, and seemed to compound, and I was feeling my entire body sorta tense up, my neck and mouth, my arms, and my ass was starting to add twitches and mini contractions in addition to the reflexive repeated pulling the Aneros back deeper. The buildup was ****ing awesome. Then, I was at a plateau level that can only be described as the height of my normal orgasms....I was having a non-stop orgasm that felt about 80& of the strength of every orgasm I had ever had, and it just kept going, for minutes. I assumed this was a super orgasm, so I was psyched, I was having a super orgasm.

Nope, it wasn't a super orgasm, as this sensation kept going on and on, and my ass was doing that fluttering contraction thing, it started to pick up and I felt my body, including my ass, doing these little spasms and the never-ending orgasm like....quadrupled in strength over the next 10-20 seconds, then suddenly THAT sensation doubled. My ass was spasming and quivering, and the Aneros felt like it was vibrating in me. I was shocked, I thought I had already had a super orgasm, but this new thing was blowing away my mind, I couldn't think, it was easily 10 times as good as my penile orgasms, and I had all I could do to keep my arms on the desk to keep me from falling off the chairs. This super orgasm lasted about 1 minute. I just could not believe that this had happened, as I was certain that I had already had super orgasms, but this thing was truly monumentally fantastic. Now I know how my girlfriend feels when she gets those really really awesome orgasms that makes her quiver and spasm for a couple minutes afterwards.

Since that day, I've used this same method, two chairs and a towel, sitting at my computer watching porn clips. I just finished having my best orgasm EVER, a few minutes ago. This super orgasm lasted about 35 minutes, and as I was having the super orgasm, I jacked off and it was FANTASTIC, and after jacking off, the super orgasm started all over again, and it right into another 10 minute super orgasm (usually after I masturbate I can't repeat them at full strength). After ten minutes of this "second" (actually same) super orgasm, I jacked off again and was able to cum a second time, and the super orgasm eventually started to wear off.

Ok, is this true?????

[poopoo333]

Ok, is this true?????

Not sure, ask Zak......

[Mr. IWS]

Ok, is this true?????

I can neither confirm nor deny.