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Hondo pays big dividends
Hondo rewarded his followers again in Week 12 by cashing on all three Best Bets as well as 11-of-16 predictions in the compulsories. That worked out very well for the shoppers in HondoNation, who if they ran out of money on Black Friday were able to participate in Cyber Monday by going all in on Hondo Sunday.
Giants over Steelers: The Giants, who have amassed six straight wins against 20-44-1 opposition, get an opportunity to prove they can play to the level of something other than awful competition. The suddenly dominant Big Blue defense should be able to create enough mayhem to keep it within six.
Peyton Manning, 4-3 lifetime against the Steelers, paid a visit to the Giants this week to offer tips on how to beat Pittsburgh. Big Blue could have done better by bringing in the more successful Tim Tebow, who had a perfect record during his career against the Curtain.
Broncos over Jaguars: Condolences to Ms. Charleen, the Native Canadian and ex-Post Sports Department secretary formerly known as Typing Bear who has achieved the rare double — anchoring both sets of standings. And yet she remains the favorite to win the Women’s Division, so it must be an off year for the ladies.
Chiefs over Falcons: You have to hand it to Bill “The Big Doof” de Blasio for joining the tree lighting ceremony Wednesday night at Rockefeller Center. It couldn’t have been easy to act all mirthful at the world’s most overblown event while still mourning the death of Fidel Castro.
Packers over Texans: Commenting on the Ohio State attack in which a Somali immigrant rammed his car into a group of people before stabbing several students, an FBI spokesman said: “It’s too soon to draw any conclusions on whether this is terrorism.” Right, maybe it was just a campus prank.
Then again, maybe FBI Director James Comey hasn’t been able to determine whether there was any “intent” on the part of the student-terrorist.
Bengals over Eagles: Jonathan Gruber, one of the architects of ObamaCare, wrote a column for the Daily Ruse this week on how to fix it. That’s what you want to give your readers — keen insight provided by someone who advised Obama to rely on deceit and “the stupidity of the American voter” to sell the plan.
Lions over Saints: Nancy Pelosi was reelected as House minority leader this week. Apparently, the ’Crats didn’t get the memo telling them how sick and tired the people are of business as usual.
Bears over 49ers: It’s hard to tell who is grieving more about Castro’s death, de Blasio or Kneel Kaepernick, who had high praise for Castro last week because of Cuba’s “highest literacy rate” and healthcare system. Wait till the Niners’ quarterback hears Hitler made the trains run on time.
Patriots over Rams: Even though Jared Goff threw three TD passes against the Saints, count on the Hoodie & Co. making the rookie look godawful, or Gofful for short.
Ravens over Dolphins: CNN reportedly is putting the hard sell on Megyn Kelly to jump from Fox News. However, according to Trump, even if execs are able to woo Kelly, it won’t help — the network will still be bleeding red ink from wherever.
Raiders over Bills: Now that the two fans who threw a dildo onto the field at the Bills-Patriots game in October have been banned for life from New Era Field, don’t be surprised if you see a flurry of the flying sexual devices at the Bills’ next home game.
Chargers over Buccaneers: Mets fans should be excited about Yoenis Cespedes managing to wrangle a four-year, $110 million deal from the Wilponzies. It marks the the first time this year he hustled.
Redskins over Cardinals: If Jill Stein’s recounts on behalf of Hillary Clinton fail to get the desired results, does that mean another round of therapeutic measures — time off from school, therapy dogs, counseling, etc., — will be offered to all the wimpy portsiders?
Panthers over Seahawks: With Hillary participating in the recount after saying how horrified she was about Donald Trump’s wait-and-see stance on accepting the outcome of the election, maybe it’s time for El Donaldo to reconsider his decision not to push for a Pantsuit prosecution.
Jets over Colts: It’s another ratings killer for “Monday Night Football”: Two underachieving teams en route to nowhere. But no matter how few are tuning in, the Gang Green defense should be able to use its skill against Andrew Luck, who appears on track for a return, to get that elusive fourth victory.
In other local news, Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner, aka Carlos Danger, T-Dog and A-Wad, is back in the city after a month-long, cell-less stint at The Ranch, a Tennessee rehab facility for sex addicts and deviants. Now it’s just a matter of A-Wad coming out the winner in one of the four great conflicts: Man vs. Himselfie.
Best Bets: Giants, Packers, Raiders
Thursday: Cowboys
Hondo pays big dividends
Hondo rewarded his followers again in Week 12 by cashing on all three Best Bets as well as 11-of-16 predictions in the compulsories. That worked out very well for the shoppers in HondoNation, who if they ran out of money on Black Friday were able to participate in Cyber Monday by going all in on Hondo Sunday.
Giants over Steelers: The Giants, who have amassed six straight wins against 20-44-1 opposition, get an opportunity to prove they can play to the level of something other than awful competition. The suddenly dominant Big Blue defense should be able to create enough mayhem to keep it within six.
Peyton Manning, 4-3 lifetime against the Steelers, paid a visit to the Giants this week to offer tips on how to beat Pittsburgh. Big Blue could have done better by bringing in the more successful Tim Tebow, who had a perfect record during his career against the Curtain.
Broncos over Jaguars: Condolences to Ms. Charleen, the Native Canadian and ex-Post Sports Department secretary formerly known as Typing Bear who has achieved the rare double — anchoring both sets of standings. And yet she remains the favorite to win the Women’s Division, so it must be an off year for the ladies.
Chiefs over Falcons: You have to hand it to Bill “The Big Doof” de Blasio for joining the tree lighting ceremony Wednesday night at Rockefeller Center. It couldn’t have been easy to act all mirthful at the world’s most overblown event while still mourning the death of Fidel Castro.
Packers over Texans: Commenting on the Ohio State attack in which a Somali immigrant rammed his car into a group of people before stabbing several students, an FBI spokesman said: “It’s too soon to draw any conclusions on whether this is terrorism.” Right, maybe it was just a campus prank.
Then again, maybe FBI Director James Comey hasn’t been able to determine whether there was any “intent” on the part of the student-terrorist.
Bengals over Eagles: Jonathan Gruber, one of the architects of ObamaCare, wrote a column for the Daily Ruse this week on how to fix it. That’s what you want to give your readers — keen insight provided by someone who advised Obama to rely on deceit and “the stupidity of the American voter” to sell the plan.
Lions over Saints: Nancy Pelosi was reelected as House minority leader this week. Apparently, the ’Crats didn’t get the memo telling them how sick and tired the people are of business as usual.
Bears over 49ers: It’s hard to tell who is grieving more about Castro’s death, de Blasio or Kneel Kaepernick, who had high praise for Castro last week because of Cuba’s “highest literacy rate” and healthcare system. Wait till the Niners’ quarterback hears Hitler made the trains run on time.
Patriots over Rams: Even though Jared Goff threw three TD passes against the Saints, count on the Hoodie & Co. making the rookie look godawful, or Gofful for short.
Ravens over Dolphins: CNN reportedly is putting the hard sell on Megyn Kelly to jump from Fox News. However, according to Trump, even if execs are able to woo Kelly, it won’t help — the network will still be bleeding red ink from wherever.
Raiders over Bills: Now that the two fans who threw a dildo onto the field at the Bills-Patriots game in October have been banned for life from New Era Field, don’t be surprised if you see a flurry of the flying sexual devices at the Bills’ next home game.
Chargers over Buccaneers: Mets fans should be excited about Yoenis Cespedes managing to wrangle a four-year, $110 million deal from the Wilponzies. It marks the the first time this year he hustled.
Redskins over Cardinals: If Jill Stein’s recounts on behalf of Hillary Clinton fail to get the desired results, does that mean another round of therapeutic measures — time off from school, therapy dogs, counseling, etc., — will be offered to all the wimpy portsiders?
Panthers over Seahawks: With Hillary participating in the recount after saying how horrified she was about Donald Trump’s wait-and-see stance on accepting the outcome of the election, maybe it’s time for El Donaldo to reconsider his decision not to push for a Pantsuit prosecution.
Jets over Colts: It’s another ratings killer for “Monday Night Football”: Two underachieving teams en route to nowhere. But no matter how few are tuning in, the Gang Green defense should be able to use its skill against Andrew Luck, who appears on track for a return, to get that elusive fourth victory.
In other local news, Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner, aka Carlos Danger, T-Dog and A-Wad, is back in the city after a month-long, cell-less stint at The Ranch, a Tennessee rehab facility for sex addicts and deviants. Now it’s just a matter of A-Wad coming out the winner in one of the four great conflicts: Man vs. Himselfie.
Best Bets: Giants, Packers, Raiders
Thursday: Cowboys
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