2013 Off Topic Thread

[MMA_scientist]

^ pretty good I guess.

I would be more impressed if you were white. Obvious genetic advantage.

[Mr. IWS]

Okay, I mean seriously. . . Is this real life? I mean, really . . . is it in fact real life?

"Russia wants Steven Seagal to be face of weapons industry"

http://news.yahoo.com/russia-wants-s...135649908.html

I think we can put the Seagal/JCVD debate to bed now.

Seagal:

Better action star
Trains the best MMA fighter in the world
Wears two watches
Runs Russia

/discussion

[MMA_scientist]

I think we can put the Seagal/JCVD debate to bed now.

Seagal:

Better action star
Trains the best MMA fighter in the world
Wears two watches
Runs Russia

/discussion

that definitely settles it (it was already settled to everyone except SPX anyway, but even he can't deny the logic of your argument)

[SPX]

Fuck. That. Shit!

I'm not sure how people keep getting duped by ol' Conman Seagal but he is--and always will be--inferior to Van Damme. And it's up to people like myself with the eyes to see what's going on to continue to evangelize in the name of truth. Steven Seagal is a faggoty faggot.

How about this. Jean-Claude Van Damme:

Star of Bloodsport, Kickboxer and Double Impact
Hero to Crocop and Fedor
Can do helicopter kicks
Skips important meetings to save dogs around the world (true story)
Challenged Seagal at Stallone's house and Seagal wanted none of it

[MMA_scientist]

Does he wear two watches?

I want you to reflect before you respond.

[SPX]

Hold up, I'm asking the questions here. . .

Have you ever seen Seagal do THIS:

[MMA_scientist]

Excellent point- Seagal has never posed for a gay magazine with 2 lion cubs... another point for Seagal.

[SPX]

Dude, Seagal gays up everything he comes in contact with just by his very nature.

Marked for Death, Above the Law, Out for Justice, Under Siege . . . Gay
Anderson Silva . . . Gay
Buddhism . . . Gay
Russia . . . Gay

[MMA_scientist]

I mean... he's gay. It is obvious.

[Luke]

^^looks like he wanted to do Fedor right then in the middle of the ring (insert poopoo quote)

[SPX]

What's wrong with being gay?

[Mr. IWS]

Fuck. That. Shit!

search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[MMA_scientist]

What's wrong with being gay?

JCVD is overtly flaming.



Im not even just gay bashing him, I mean, he is actually and literally a homo-sexual person. I don't mean it as an insult.

[SPX]

What I know to be true is that Van Damme got a call from Stallone to be in the Expendables. Seagal didn't shit. Because Stallone knows Seagal is a faggot.

[Mr. IWS]

JCVD is overtly flaming.



Im not even just gay bashing him, I mean, he is actually and literally a homo-sexual person. I don't mean it as an insult.

That leotard tho! LOL