2012 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[Vandelay]

Zy who ya like in the playoffs?

[SPX]

BOL. Fuck y'all.

[Vandelay]

Damn, didnt realize brocks getting back into the ring tonight.

[zY|]

Zy who ya like in the playoffs?

Grizz/Heat

[zY|]

West is wide open, though.

[Vandelay]

[SPX]

Damn. . . Whore. . .

If you're planning a trip to the dentist, it might not be the wisest decision to make your appointment with the person you just broke up with.

A Polish woman is facing three years in prison after she removed all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth during dental surgery just days after their breakup.

"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out."

Marek Olszewski, 45, reportedly showed up at Mackowiak's dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her. She then allegedly gave him a "heavy dose" of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all of his teeth one at a time.

"I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages," Olszewski said.

"She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn't be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist," he said.

"I didn't have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional."

Adding to his trauma, Olszewski said his new girlfriend has already left him over his now toothless appearance.

"And I'm going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something," he said.

Mackowiak is currently being investigated for medical malpractice.

[zY|]

Wow that is horrifying

[poopoo333]

[Svino]

Damn. . . Whore. . .

I'm calling "fake" on that story.

[SPX]

I'm calling "fake" on that story.

Why?

It's right here on Yahoo. . .

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/dentist-pulls-her-ex-boyfriend-teeth-split-210829769.html

[MMA_scientist]

svino, extract some useful information for us here: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/5/1/...ysis#storyjump

[Luke]

For some reason I can't stop watching this.

[Luke]

Have you ever been watching the Grizzlies blowing out the Clippers by 27 in the 3rd quarter of their 1st round playoff series and thought, "Man, I wish I could put some money down on the Clippers to win this."?

Me either. But one courageous bettor took a stand and did exactly that.

This brave man decided with about 8 minutes to go.... You know what, I'll just let his friend tell it:
"The Grizzles were up 27 at this point with about 8 minutes to play. You could bet that the Clippers would win the game, 100 dollars down to win $55,555. As a joke, my boy put down 25 dollars to win close to thirteen grand. After a 3 pointer immediately after that by the Clippers, he put another 50 on it, for another 27k. Well, before my very eyes, the Clippers fucking won. Off 75 dollars my friend made $40,000 in cash.

Un-fucking-believable. He's graduating next week so this is probably one of the greatest things that could have ever happened to him."

I'm pretty sure this is exactly what Jim Valvano meant when he said, "Never give up."

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[Luke]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/01/kate-upton-cat-daddy-dance-bikini/?adid=hero3#.T6B9dMX65cU

You will thank me