2013 Off Topic Thread

[MMA_scientist]

Is the pay for a judgeship better?

At the top end it is more than I make now. The starting pay is less than I make, but it has a pension and much better benefits. But I would have to give up my freedom and life of leisure which was the deal breaker. As soon as I found out that I had to account for every minute of my day, I was like, fuuuck that.

[SPX]

Freedom is worth a lot. I definitely would be willing to make less money for a job that I enjoyed than to make more for a job that I disliked.

[MMA_scientist]

give me the cliff notes version of all this rambling

scientist, spx, and ludo all have the same dreams. SPX thinks that his dreams are a window into the subconscious and his bleak world view explains his dreams. Ludo is a sociopath who dreams of blood in the sky and killer monsters, these are really fantasy dreams where ludo kills his family because he was molested by his uncle.

zak has pedo dreams.

UFC contracts are slavery.

boiler room was real.

[SPX]

BOL!

[Luke]

scientist, spx, and ludo all have the same dreams. SPX thinks that his dreams are a window into the subconscious and his bleak world view explains his dreams. Ludo is a sociopath who dreams of blood in the sky and killer monsters, these are really fantasy dreams where ludo kills his family because he was molested by his uncle.

zak has pedo dreams.

UFC contracts are slavery.

boiler room was real.

Awesome!!!! That was so much better than reading it

Reeped

[Svino]

Lately, I've been listening to a lot of lectures / audiobooks as I go to bed. If I fall asleep before turning it off, it seems to happen frequently that I have dreams where some character in the dream is speaking the text of the audiobook. Sometimes it will be frustrating in the dream, because I'll be trying to engage the person in conversation, and they'll just ignore me and keep talking about the French Revolution or whatever, until my brain figures out what's going on and wakes up.

[MMA_scientist]

I will sometimes turn on the TV as I fall asleep, but I have never had that happen. What usually happens to be is I am sort of half dreaming and the dialogue on the TV becomes unintelligible, like a foreign language. I don't know anything about brain functions, but it seems like the part of my brain that processes language in the usual way just fails. I have also heard that you can't read in a dream, but I think that is just one of those myths.

[SPX]

. . . and they'll just ignore me and keep talking about the French Revolution or whatever.

Made me lulz. . .

[SPX]

So . . . what's everyone think about Angelina Jolie getting her tits chopped off?

[Luke]

So . . . what's everyone think about Angelina Jolie getting her tits chopped off?

I think it was a good idea since she was highly likely to end up with breast cancer. I mean, her mom died from it.

[Mr. IWS]

So . . . what's everyone think about Angelina Jolie getting her tits chopped off?

People are making her out to be some kinda hero. She got those saggy b cups cut off (where she had a high risk for cancer) and got a fresh set of firm C's. Not much of a sacrafice if you ask Me, but I would still smash.

[SPX]

My understanding is that, because of the gene she was carrying, she had a 60% greater chance than the regular person. Still, that's a drastic step. I mean, goddamn. Her beauty has always been her greatest selling point.

[MMA_scientist]

So . . . what's everyone think about Angelina Jolie getting her tits chopped off?

I think it was weird but whatevs. I definitely wouldn't cut off my nipples just because I might get nipple ulcers. She's nuts though.

But then again, who cares.

[MMA_scientist]

My understanding is that, because of the gene she was carrying, she had a 60% greater chance than the regular person. Still, that's a drastic step. I mean, goddamn. Her beauty has always been her greatest selling point.

Yeah, and she has implants now, which she probably wanted anyway since she is almost 40 and she is sagging. It isn't like she is walking around looking like a ladyboy for life.

[SPX]

People are making her out to be some kinda hero. She got those saggy b cups cut off (where she had a high risk for cancer) and got a fresh set of firm C's. Not much of a sacrafice if you ask Me, but I would still smash.

Is she not just titless now?