2011 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[poopoo333]

I have 3 cats. One is like obsessed with me. It follows me everywhere and is sleeping in my bed/outside my door almost 24/7. I wake up..she waits..I go downstairs..she goes downstairs to eat..I come back up..she comes back up. strange cat

[MMA_scientist]

I cannot stand pets on the furniture, it is gross. Dog is outside with fleas and rolling around in his own shit, then lays on the furniture and sheds all over it. It is like people who let dogs lick all over their face, that is gross as hell. The dog as been eating his own shit and licking the other dogs ass all day, gnawing on his leg and eating bugs... yeah, come slobber all over my chin.

If my dog every tried to get on my couch, I am pretty sure I would beat his ass. But he knows not to...

Cute dogs though. Labs are good dogs, and mine is really well behaved. But I got kids that run and scream "daddy" the second the garage door goes up... so my dog's unconditional love of sniffing my balls has sort of lost its charm. I will say, the dog never turns me down when I need him for something. I need someone to run with... Zeke is there. I need someone to go chase the mexican kids next door... Zeke. And if I ever need the peanut butter removed from my weiner... I call SPX's mom.

[MMA_scientist]

I have 3 cats. One is like obsessed with me. It follows me everywhere and is sleeping in my bed/outside my door almost 24/7. I wake up..she waits..I go downstairs..she goes downstairs to eat..I come back up..she comes back up. strange cat

cats are for gays.

[zY|]

I used to hate cats, but I've started to come around. I made friends with one of the neighbor's cats. When I go outside it runs up and we chat.

[zY|]

I cannot stand pets on the furniture, it is gross. Dog is outside with fleas and rolling around in his own shit, then lays on the furniture and sheds all over it. It is like people who let dogs lick all over their face, that is gross as hell. The dog as been eating his own shit and licking the other dogs ass all day, gnawing on his leg and eating bugs... yeah, come slobber all over my chin.

If my dog every tried to get on my couch, I am pretty sure I would beat his ass. But he knows not to...

Cute dogs though. Labs are good dogs, and mine is really well behaved. But I got kids that run and scream "daddy" the second the garage door goes up... so my dog's unconditional love of sniffing my balls has sort of lost its charm. I will say, the dog never turns me down when I need him for something. I need someone to run with... Zeke is there. I need someone to go chase the mexican kids next door... Zeke. And if I ever need the peanut butter removed from my weiner... I call SPX's mom.

This guy is on a roll tonight.

[Luke]

I cannot stand pets on the furniture, it is gross. Dog is outside with fleas and rolling around in his own shit, then lays on the furniture and sheds all over it. It is like people who let dogs lick all over their face, that is gross as hell. The dog as been eating his own shit and licking the other dogs ass all day, gnawing on his leg and eating bugs... yeah, come slobber all over my chin.

If my dog every tried to get on my couch, I am pretty sure I would beat his ass. But he knows not to...

Cute dogs though. Labs are good dogs, and mine is really well behaved. But I got kids that run and scream "daddy" the second the garage door goes up... so my dog's unconditional love of sniffing my balls has sort of lost its charm. I will say, the dog never turns me down when I need him for something. I need someone to run with... Zeke is there. I need someone to go chase the mexican kids next door... Zeke. And if I ever need the peanut butter removed from my weiner... I call SPX's mom.

If my dogs did even half the stuff you said I'd shoot them. My dogs dont think they are dogs, I'm sure of it . They have their own bed they sleep in at night. They dont bite, lick ,sniff butts etc( at least not while I'm here) .I agree that shits gross and I broke them of it when they were pups.

And if I ever need the peanut butter removed from my weiner... I call SPX's mom

[Luke]

I dont have anything against cats I've just always had dogs

[SPX]

And if I ever need the peanut butter removed from my weiner... I call SPX's mom.

Indeed.

When I need someone to put their tongue in my ass while jacking me off then I call yours. And PP's. So I guess it works out.

[SPX]

They dont bite, lick ,sniff butts etc( at least not while I'm here) .I agree that shits gross and I broke them of it when they were pups.

This nigga's in denial.

[Luke]

This nigga's in denial.

Its not hard to train a dog, they're pretty smart. As long you're strict with them when they are pups you can train them to do anything . I mean if I you can train them to go the bathroom out side ,roll over ,play dead ,speak ,sit ,shake etc you can train them to do anything

I used some heat spot spray on them when they were pups and a lot of rolled up newpapers to get them to act the right way .

[poopoo333]

Indeed.

When I need someone to put their tongue in my ass while jacking me off then I call yours. And PP's. So I guess it works out.

hmm weird. So you get both Scientist's and my Mom at the same time?

heh, I guess that almost beats when your Mom let's me put my fist in one hole and let's Scientist put his fist in the other hole.

[SPX]

Its not hard to train a dog, they're pretty smart. As long you're strict with them when they are pups you can train them to do anything . I mean if I you can train them to go the bathroom out side ,roll over ,play dead ,speak ,sit ,shake etc you can train them to do anything

I used some heat spot spray on them when they were pups and a lot of rolled up newpapers to get them to act the right way .

So you beat your dogs with newspapers when they licked their balls?

Dude. Seriously. That's just what dogs do.

[SPX]

hmm weird. So you get both Scientist's and my Mom at the same time?

heh, I guess that almost beats when your Mom let's me put my fist in one hole and let's Scientist put his fist in the other hole.

Is this true, Scientist?

[Luke]

So you beat your dogs with newspapers when they licked their balls?

Dude. Seriously. That's just what dogs do.

You act like I was beating them with a hammer. Outside dogs do that,if dogs want to lick their paws and balls they can live outside where its 4 degrees right now or they can learn not to do it when they are pups and they can be sleeping on the couch in the 70 degree house like they are right now . I'm sure they'd rather be inside

[SPX]

I don't give a fuck if a dog licks his balls. It's in his nature.

Hell, I figure most dudes would too if they could.