2011 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[MMA_scientist]

Is it really being streamed?

It really is.

http://mycourts.in.gov/arguments/

[edman5555]

did they really come onto you a lot? I was thinking about trying to get a part time job on a campus to make some extra money and meet girls. Only job i could find hiring was the nude model for the art class. doesn't fit my schedule though.

[poopoo333]

Remind us when it is..I'll watch. Make sure you use some of our IWS slang though.

[MMA_scientist]

No, they really didn't. I got hit on probably 3 times in 5 years. Only once was it a serious come on. I think I got flirted with a lot. But I taught in the adult and professional studies program, so most of the students were older, average age was probably 35. I had some early to mid 20's students, and some 60 year olds. Most were around 30-35 though. I was often the youngest person in the classroom.

[MMA_scientist]

Remind us when it is..I'll watch. Make sure you use some of our IWS slang though.

I will make sure to do both of those things. I am probably going to be made a fool. But at least I get my name in the paper, which is all I really care about.

[MMA_scientist]

I don't think working on campus would pull a lot, unless you were working like hand in hand with them. I don't think you are going to roll up in your janitor get-up and strike up a conversation. Maybe if you worked and interacted with student workers, like in the admissions office or something. An admissions counselor would be a sweet gig. Get that job.

[MMA_scientist]

To be truthful, I get hit on a lot more as a lawyer. If you want to take advantage of your position, lawyer is pretty good. I would think a cop would do ok with that too, but then you lose your job. A doctor, of course, but that is a lot of work just to get a job to get laid a lot. Honestly, just any job where you are out in front of the public or in a position of authority probably works.

[MMA_scientist]

pulled an edman.

[poopoo333]

To be truthful, I get hit on a lot more as a lawyer. If you want to take advantage of your position, lawyer is pretty good. I would think a cop would do ok with that too, but then you lose your job. A doctor, of course, but that is a lot of work just to get a job to get laid a lot. Honestly, just any job where you are out in front of the public or in a position of authority probably works.

Isn't becoming a lawyer a lot of work too?

This conversation has turned into a "what job gets guys laid the most?"

[MMA_scientist]

Isn't becoming a lawyer a lot of work too?

This conversation has turned into a "what job gets guys laid the most?"

Not compared to being a doctor. Becoming a lawyer is more like becoming a dentist, but you don't have to be smart. The work load and time is probably similar. A doctor goes 4 years to med school, probably puts more study time in, and ten also has to do a residency for a few years. It is a shit ton of work. One of my best friends is a neurologist and I have another buddy that is a dermatologist. They are literally 100 times smarter than me. Science people are a lot smarter than me.

[Vandelay]

Janitor. Havent you guys seen good will hunting

[poopoo333]

If I end up being a teacher, I am hoping to bang all my student's moms.

[Vandelay]

Not compared to being a doctor. Becoming a lawyer is more like becoming a dentist, but you don't have to be smart. The work load and time is probably similar. A doctor goes 4 years to med school, probably puts more study time in, and ten also has to do a residency for a few years. It is a shit ton of work. One of my best friends is a neurologist and I have another buddy that is a dermatologist. They are literally 100 times smarter than me. Science people are a lot smarter than me.

Yea, but you could tap them in seconds...

[MMA_scientist]

Honestly, the job that gets you laid the most is the job that puts you in contact with the most slutty women. So probably a waiter or something (with the co-workers).

But if we are talking about jobs that get you laid because of your job and no other reason...

Police
Firefighters- but I think this is not as big as they make it out to be
doctors
lawyers
architects

This list excludes jobs that are not available to all people, like rock star.

[MMA_scientist]

Yea, but you could tap them in seconds...

The dermatologist does bjj. I tap him out all the time. The other guy, I could probably end his life in less than 20 seconds from any position. He is not a fighter.

That said, there is a doctor that used to come to the gym, and he was like 50 and still kicked my ass. I was a Wb then and he was a brown belt. But it still hurt me.