2012 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[SPX]

Word on the street is that Microsoft's upcoming Surface tablet is supposed to be a serious iPad competitor. . .

http://www.techradar.com/reviews/pc-mac/tablets/microsoft-surface-tablet-1085839/review

[SPX]

Bookmaker needs to get on the fucking ball. I submitted a payout request last week and still haven't gotten a control number. Goddamn it, I'm down to a frozen burrito, three cans of soup and some ramen noodles.

[poopoo333]

Requested a payout from 5 dimes today...will be getting the $ tomorrow. It's paying for a cruise in November.

[poopoo333]

Bookmaker needs to get on the fucking ball. I submitted a payout request last week and still haven't gotten a control number. Goddamn it, I'm down to a frozen burrito, three cans of soup and some ramen noodles.

Speaking of bookmaker payouts, wtf is the debit card option?

[MMA_scientist]

Bookmaker needs to get on the fucking ball. I submitted a payout request last week and still haven't gotten a control number. Goddamn it, I'm down to a frozen burrito, three cans of soup and some ramen noodles.

Maybe it wasn't the best time to purchase a ninja sword.

[poopoo333]

Maybe it wasn't the best time to purchase a ninja sword.

[Mr. IWS]

Maybe it wasn't the best time to purchase a ninja sword.

[SPX]

Oh, I see . . . everyone is silent on my awesome new sword until they find an opportunity to make a snarky comment.

[Mr. IWS]

Oh, I see . . . everyone is silent on my awesome new sword until they find an opportunity to make a snarky comment.

If you have enough lube on the tip (lol), it should go in OK. The ones I had came pre-lubed which was enough, if you don't have any lube you can use olive oil.


Make sure you bleed all the air out of the line before you put it in, the bags also come with a clip so you can let the air out and clamp the flow.


Put it in about 2 inches, it doesn't hurt bad feels kinda weird.


Once you release the valve, you feel the water going in right away. It will feel like you're about to shit your pants the first few minutes but just hold it in, after a few minutes it goes away.


It doesn't get bad until about 15 minutes, you feel like you're going to shit all over the place.


You will be very surprised on how much volume / weird chit comes out, like hard black stuff that got stuck in the bends of your colon.


I'd reccommend taking a shower after because you forcefully blast so much chit out, it'd be groce not to.


I can say with 100% certainty, I am a very skeptical person. You will feel SOME sort of effect just from doing this once. Either a greater sense of well being, more energy, clearer skin, flatter stomach, better sleep, like you can go to bed at 11 pm and wake up out of your sleep at 5am feeling totally refreshed.




If you're scared about doing it, I wouldn't worry. Just make sure you put a towel down in case water drips out or you blast shit everywhere on accident. If you try it out, let me know how it worked for you.

[MMA_scientist]

Oh, I see . . . everyone is silent on my awesome new sword until they find an opportunity to make a snarky comment.

Just breaking your balls. Seriously though, when I saw that post, I thought "hmm, I guess SPX isn't poor anymore, since he picked up something that is both utterly useless and also completely random." Then when you posted you were desperate again, it popped back into my head, so I thought it would be a good time to be an asshole.

[SPX]

Just breaking your balls. Seriously though, when I saw that post, I thought "hmm, I guess SPX isn't poor anymore, since he picked up something that is both utterly useless and also completely random." Then when you posted you were desperate again, it popped back into my head, so I thought it would be a good time to be an asshole.

I'm still moving into my apt and trying to get it furnished. I'm having to do it in bits and pieces. That was part of the final touches. I need to get some movie posters, a painting, a Bruce Lee poster, a vacuum and some pots and pans.

Once I can get past all these initial move-in expenses my money situation will settle down a bit. I'm actually supposed to get a decent sized refund from my student loan later this month.

But that sword is awesome. And the sword + stand + shipping was only about $50.

[MMA_scientist]

I'm still moving into my apt and trying to get it furnished. I'm having to do it in bits and pieces. That was part of the final touches. I need to get some movie posters, a painting, a Bruce Lee poster, a vacuum and some pots and pans.

Once I can get past all these initial move-in expenses my money situation will settle down a bit. I'm actually supposed to get a decent sized refund from my student loan later this month.

But that sword is awesome. And the sword + stand + shipping was only about $50.

You have some strange priorities, is all I am saying. For most, food would probably come before ninja swords. Also, that "refund" is not a refund... it is money you are borrowing for no reason. My brother did the same thing, and I have always found it strange when people do that.


Also, Bruce Lee posters and ninja swords... why don't you just wipe a booger on the front door put up a "No Girls Allowed!" sign?

[SPX]

Well first, it's a samurai sword. And Luke told me it's fantastic. So there.

And you can't go wrong with Bruce Lee.

And yes, I understand the nature of my student loan.

And when I bought the sword two weeks ago I still had money and knew I had the option to do a withdrawal from BM. Just didn't expect them to take this long to pay it out.

[MMA_scientist]

Your sword is going to come in super handy if a group of rogue ninjas attack your apartment looking to unearth your student loan refund. You might want to invest in some throwing stars and a blow gun too though, just in case you have to do any long range fighting.

[poopoo333]

With the recent withdrawals, how much $ is in your BM/sportsbook accounts now?