2011 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[SPX]

There are tits in Game of Thrones. A lot of them. Many sets.

Oooohhhhhh . . . spoiled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess it's just not worth watching now. . .

[flyinggogoplata]

uh I posted something then realized it was a spoiler then deleted it....

[SPX]

Tits.

[Luke]

Is it? I'm going to have to look into that.

You best not listen to sideloaded unless you want to spend 5-10 in the pen:

Utah is one of just 8 states in the U.S. that set different ages of consent for men and women. Other states with different ages of consent for men and women are Montana, Idaho, Iowa, Massachusetts, Iowa, South Carolina and Wyoming.

The age of consent in Utah is 16 for women and 18 for men. However, even at that age, there are significant restrictions on legal consent that involve the age of the partner. Like the majority of U.S. states, Utah applies one standard to teens who are consenting to sex with a peer, and another to relationships with someone who is at least 10 years older.

A unique feature of the Utah age of consent laws is that although a woman may legally consent to sex at the age of 16 or 17, that consent is not valid if the partner is at least 10 years older than she is. So, under Utah law, a 16-year-old boy could legally consent to sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend, but not with a 35-year-old stripper. In order to legally consent to sex with a partner who is at least 10 years older, one must be 18 years of age, in Utah.

Utah is among the states that allow teens to legally consent to sex with their peers. A young person who is 14 or 15 years old may legally consent to sex with someone who is less than 4 years older. So, a 14-year-old girl could legally consent to sex with the 16-year-old boy in the previous paragraph, but not with his 19-year-old brother.

The Utah age of consent laws deal exclusively with heterosexual acts. The Utah laws concerning an age of consent for homosexual acts have been overturned by the U.S. Supreme court. Presumably, consent to homosexual acts is at the same age as for heterosexual acts.

Statutory rape is the crime of having sex – even consensual sex – with someone who is unable to legally give consent. In Utah, this crime is technically referred to as “unlawful sexual activity.” Unlawful sexual activity with a minor involves intercourse with someone aged 14 or 15 by a person who is more than 4 years older. The sentence for this crime is up to 5 years in state prison.

A more serious charge under the Utah age of consent laws is unlawful sexual activity with a minor aged 16 or 17, if the offender is more than 10 years older than the victim is. The penalty for this crime is up to 5 years in state prison.

[flyinggogoplata]

well Im covered too bad spx is a old bastard. Utah is a great place to bang it out with 16 year olds if you're 24. Spx would you still risk it??

[SPX]

That's the way Mississippi was. You can fuck someone under 18 . . . as long as you're not X amount of years older than her (I can't remember what it was).

[SPX]

well Im covered to bad spx is a old bastard. Utah is a great place to bang it out with 16 year olds if your 24.

LOL.

Yes, I still feel 17, but I somehow find myself approaching my 30th birthday.

It's gay.

[flyinggogoplata]

LOL.

Yes, I still feel 17, but I somehow find myself approaching my 30th birthday.

It's gay.

time is running out X you need to marry a girl and pass the genes on for the betterment of the human race.

[SPX]

time is running out X you need to marry a girl and pass the genes on for the betterment of the human race.

I've been thinking about it. I actually thought I had a kid a little while back but after $500 and a paternity test I learned that there was "0%" chance that I was the father. It really changed the way I thought about having kids, though. There's at least a part of me that wants it.

And passing my genes on would for damn sure be beneficial for the human race. No doubt about that.

[flyinggogoplata]

Not to be mean or anything but damn how did that girl get so confused as who the father was??

[SPX]

To hear her tell it, the father was one of only two people--this other dude or me, and the other dude had already been tested and the test was negative.

However, she was apparently (to her hear tell it) quite the imbiber of vodka and she had apparently been fucked by an untold number of random dudes.

[flyinggogoplata]

man bitches be scandalous makes me wonder who my real dad is. My mom was quite the drinker also.

[flyinggogoplata]

I've also heard the pull out method pretty much always works when the guy actually does it right, but girls tell dudes oh sometimes it doesn't because they responsible guy with a job pulled out but the asshole criminal bad boy guy she bangs on the side never pulls out and got her preggo. Guess which guy she's going to tell "oh the pullout didn't work" I looked into it and most nurses say yeah if you actually pull out it works like 99 % of the time. And it is estimated 20%-30% of fathers are raising kids that are not theirs unbeknown to them.

[SPX]

Yeah, I dunno. There's a long backstory there that involved me evacuating the state of Texas on the off-chance that I was the dad. Claudia (my presumed daughter) was around 2 1/2 by the time I actually got tested.

If she had been mine I was prepared to go back to Texas, though I would do so with trepidation.

[flyinggogoplata]

Damn 2 1/2 years if she was your's you would owe some mad back child support.