2011 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[SPX]

I could actually contribute to this conversation:

I boinked this girl quite often when I was 16. When we stopped boinking I was avoiding her phone calls. I finally picked up one night at work while I was eating spaghetti. She told me she was pregnant. I finished my spaghetti while thinking "oh what the fuck". She was on vacation in Nevada or some shit when she called me. Apparently she got "rid of it" while there on vacation after our phone call.

Turns out she was a MAJOR compulsive liar and once I found that out, I had my doubts that story was even true. BUT this girl that I have been friends with for years was her friend around that time, and she claims that she was telling the truth. So I will never know if I was going to be a 16 year old claiming innocence on the Maury show.

Damn, PP getting real up in this motherfucker. Thanks for sharing.

Based upon your story--and also based upon my experience with compulsively lying bitches--I lean toward the whole story being bullshit. If your friend claims it was true, perhaps she also was deceived by the deceiving whore?

Then again, you never know.

[SPX]

Yeah that girl is the definition of butterface. Weird face, nice body. Maybe a chick like that would be good wife material. You wouldnt have to worry about guys hitting on her 24/7. Plus she wouldnt have grown up with everyone sucking up to her. But then when you get her naked you can turn the lightss off and pretend you are with a super model. Am i off base here? Honestly the whole wife/girlfriend thing is just to fucking hard to understand.

A couple of things here. . .

1. I wouldn't say she has "butterface." I actually think she is kind of cute in a way. She just looks "unique."

2. I hear you about a bitch who hasn't had an easy life where everyone is falling at her feet. Those whores are always whores.

3. The wife/girlfriend thing is hard to understand in what way? Not to say that it's not hard to understand, but I'm curious about your take on it.

[poopoo333]

Yeah, the worst part of that experience was the phone call. It really messed up my spaghetti dinner.

[SPX]

Yeah, the worst part of that experience was the phone call. It really messed up my spaghetti dinner.

There have been some bitches where the thought of getting them pregnant has made me want to put a bullet in my head.

[poopoo333]

Seriously though, if that shit really happened and she had the baby...who knows. Having a kid at 16 years old would have been fucking crazy.

[SPX]

It would have been insane. You were undoubtedly not ready.

[SPX]

Do black people get sunburned?

Seriously, I want to know. I was just thinking about this.

[Ludo]

They do.

[SPX]

Ludo, are you our only black poster?

[Svino]

Do black people get sunburned?

Seriously, I want to know. I was just thinking about this.

Yeah. The darker your skin is, the more you are likely resistant to sunburn. But spending all day out in equatorial sun would burn anyone.


also: LOL @ this thread.

[Luke]

Dont feel bad i was scammed for paying for an abortion and the chick wasnt even pregnant. But i bet your chick was because that asian sperm is fucking ninja. Just look at all the fuckers in china. J/k.

I'd never pay for or tell a girl to get an abortion,its not the kids fault I decided to have sex.

[Luke]

BTW you all are nuts

[Mr. IWS]

Was this piece of shit forum running any better last night?

Seems to be running smooth this morning.

[SPX]

Yeah. The darker your skin is, the more you are likely resistant to sunburn. But spending all day out in equatorial sun would burn anyone.

I wonder why that is.

Are UV rays racist towards white people?

also: LOL @ this thread.

You'll have to be more specific. . .

[SPX]

Was this piece of shit forum running any better last night?

Seems to be running smooth this morning.

I was up around 2 and it was still running slow. But it does seem to be running better now.