2011 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[flyinggogoplata]

X could you just look at the child and tell it wasn't yours? Some guys say they can but I don't know if you really can just "know". What was your gut feeling???

[SPX]

I've also heard the pull out method pretty much always works when the guy actually does it right, but girls tell dudes oh sometimes it doesn't because they responsible guy with a job pulled out but the asshole criminal bad boy guy she bangs on the side never pulls out and got her preggo. Guess which guy she's going to tell "oh the pullout didn't work" I looked into it and most nurses say yeah if you actually pull out it works like 99 % of the time. And it is estimated 20%-30% of fathers are raising kids that are not theirs unbeknown to them.

That's pretty fucked up. But good info.

If the bitch is REALLY nasty, then I both use a condom AND pull out. Take no chances.

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Damn 2 1/2 years if she was your's you would owe some mad back child support.

It wasn't going to be like that. Heather was a decent girl. I was just going to go be a dad and that would be that.

[flyinggogoplata]

That's pretty fucked up. But good info.

If the bitch is REALLY nasty, then I both use a condom AND pull out. Take no chances.

Damn Im going to need a sample picture for reference of just how nasty she would have to be for those extremes to be put in motion. EDIT: is this close??

[SPX]

X could you just look at the child and tell it wasn't yours? Some guys say they can but I don't know if you really can just "know". What was your gut feeling???

Actually, looking at her was one of the biggest things that convinced me that she WAS mine. She looked a lot like my pics as a kid, that is, at least as much as a girl can look like a boy.

I thought it was 4real.

[flyinggogoplata]

It wasn't going to be like that. Heather was a decent girl. I was just going to go be a dad and that would be that.

True story my dad pays child support for a child he knows isn't his. The lawyer said it would take more money to prove it wasn't his and the judge could still say the child needs someone to support him.

[flyinggogoplata]

Actually, looking at her was one of the biggest things that convinced me that she WAS mine. She looked a lot like my pics as a kid, that is, at least as much as a girl can look like a boy.

I thought it was 4real.

wow that is a huge mind fuck. If all that happened to me I wouldn't touch a girl for years. I'm glad it all worked out I guess?? At least you didn't get attached to the baby for 2 years only to find out that she wasn't yours but you still loved her.

[SPX]

Damn Im going to need a sample picture for reference of just how nasty she would have to be for those extremes to be put in motion. EDIT: is this close??

I have no photos. She was just kind of fat. She had a cute face, though.

Not sure I'd call that bitch in the pic "nasty." She just looks like she's out of a sci-fi movie. She also looks like she might have a good body.

[poopoo333]

Not sure I'd call that bitch in the pic "nasty." She just looks like she's out of a sci-fi movie.

BOL

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True story my dad pays child support for a child he knows isn't his. The lawyer said it would take more money to prove it wasn't his and the judge could still say the child needs someone to support him.

Damn, that's mega-fucked up.

Is there no justice in the world?

[SPX]

wow that is a huge mind fuck. If all that happened to me I wouldn't touch a girl for years. I'm glad it all worked out I guess?? At least you didn't get attached to the baby for 2 years only to find out that she wasn't yours but you still loved her.

Yeah, thanks. Not sure I was quite ready to be a daddy, especially under those circumstances. Although it was an attractive prospect to not have to deal with the baby years where she was going to be shitting on herself and need round-the-clock care.

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BOL

Well the thing is that there have been some movies where there's an alien bitch that looks kind of like that and I'm like, "I'd fuck her."

[poopoo333]

I could actually contribute to this conversation:

I boinked this girl quite often when I was 16. When we stopped boinking I was avoiding her phone calls. I finally picked up one night at work while I was eating spaghetti. She told me she was pregnant. I finished my spaghetti while thinking "oh what the fuck". She was on vacation in Nevada or some shit when she called me. Apparently she got "rid of it" while there on vacation after our phone call.

Turns out she was a MAJOR compulsive liar and once I found that out, I had my doubts that story was even true. BUT this girl that I have been friends with for years was her friend around that time, and she claims that she was telling the truth. So I will never know if I was going to be a 16 year old claiming innocence on the Maury show.

[flyinggogoplata]

Yeah that girl is the definition of butterface. Weird face, nice body. Maybe a chick like that would be good wife material. You wouldnt have to worry about guys hitting on her 24/7. Plus she wouldnt have grown up with everyone sucking up to her. But then when you get her naked you can turn the lightss off and pretend you are with a super model. Am i off base here? Honestly the whole wife/girlfriend thing is just to fucking hard to understand.

[flyinggogoplata]

Dont feel bad i was scammed for paying for an abortion and the chick wasnt even pregnant. But i bet your chick was because that asian sperm is fucking ninja. Just look at all the fuckers in china. J/k.