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  • sideloaded
    Senior Member
    • May 2010
    • 572

    #5176
    my friend is a dj. He gets crazy putang. I work at sonic and get blowed in the back behind the dumpster quite often.

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    • Vandelay
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 1934

      #5177
      On a sidenote, I saw a billboard on the highway promoting the jones vs rampage card. First one i've ever seen before

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      • sideloaded
        Senior Member
        • May 2010
        • 572

        #5178
        Originally posted by MMA_scientist
        That is so sweet. Being streamed online is a big deal. My mom is on http://www.myfreecams.com a lot.

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        • poopoo333
          MMA *********
          • Jan 2010
          • 18302

          #5179
          Originally posted by sideloaded
          That is so sweet. Being streamed online is a big deal. My mom is on http://www.myfreecams.com a lot.
          LOL

          I have been streamed online a few times lifting, it's no myfreecams though.

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          • poopoo333
            MMA *********
            • Jan 2010
            • 18302

            #5180
            A job I have found myself wanting is to bounce at a strip club... get me close to all the slutty pill head strippers.

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            • Ludo
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2010
              • 4931

              #5181
              Originally posted by poopoo333
              A job I have found myself wanting is to bounce at a strip club... get me close to all the slutty pill head strippers.
              Honestly strippers are terrible people to be around. The only kind of woman that goes to work at a strip club is one who is especially greedy/needy. It's really a pain in the ass to deal with. If you want to bounce somewhere a nightclub is a better choice, bartenders aren't quite so fucking annoying and looney.
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              • sideloaded
                Senior Member
                • May 2010
                • 572

                #5182
                Originally posted by poopoo333
                A job I have found myself wanting is to bounce at a strip club... get me close to all the slutty pill head strippers.
                Most strippers aren't drug addicted, Don't get me wrong there are some. I would say around 10 percent. But the rest just like money and get addicted to making 1300 a night. They realize the sober girls make way more hustling then the ones that are high.

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                • MMA_scientist
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 9857

                  #5183
                  Originally posted by sideloaded
                  my friend is a dj. He gets crazy putang. I work at sonic and get blowed in the back behind the dumpster quite often.
                  See my post above. I bet bot working at a fast food place and DJing would put you in contact with a lot of slutty types.

                  Although it doesn't count if you buy them on CL and have them meet you at the Sonic dumpster. I guess that makes sense though since you have all those orphans or whatever living with you that you have to take care of...

                  In other news, I am lifting my 2 week ban on responding to you. We'll see how it goes.
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                  • sideloaded
                    Senior Member
                    • May 2010
                    • 572

                    #5184
                    Originally posted by LudoCain
                    Honestly strippers are terrible people to be around. The only kind of woman that goes to work at a strip club is one who is especially greedy/needy. It's really a pain in the ass to deal with. If you want to bounce somewhere a nightclub is a better choice, bartenders aren't quite so fucking annoying and looney.
                    You're right but most women are greedy/needy anyways.

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                    • sideloaded
                      Senior Member
                      • May 2010
                      • 572

                      #5185
                      Originally posted by MMA_scientist
                      See my post above. I bet bot working at a fast food place and DJing would put you in contact with a lot of slutty types.

                      Although it doesn't count if you buy them on CL and have them meet you at the Sonic dumpster. I guess that makes sense though since you have all those orphans or whatever living with you that you have to take care of...

                      In other news, I am lifting my 2 week ban on responding to you. We'll see how it goes.
                      The craziest freaks Ive ever been with I met at church camp. They wanted to piss daddy off. It was catholic church camp too.

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                      • MMA_scientist
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 9857

                        #5186
                        Originally posted by sideloaded
                        Most strippers aren't drug addicted, Don't get me wrong there are some. I would say around 10 percent. But the rest just like money and get addicted to making 1300 a night. They realize the sober girls make way more hustling then the ones that are high.
                        Disagree. 10% sober. And they do not make 1300 per night. That is $338,000 per year for a 5 night work week. I hear those kind of numbers all the time, but my guess it is more like $100 per night on a good night, if they can get their coked out selves to work more than 3 times per week, they can survive. On average, obviously big time clubs in big cities are going to make more. $1300 per night might be realistic for a vegas stripper in a big club.
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                        • poopoo333
                          MMA *********
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 18302

                          #5187
                          Originally posted by LudoCain
                          Honestly strippers are terrible people to be around. The only kind of woman that goes to work at a strip club is one who is especially greedy/needy. It's really a pain in the ass to deal with. If you want to bounce somewhere a nightclub is a better choice, bartenders aren't quite so fucking annoying and looney.
                          I was friends with a stripper...she used to bang my best friend before she became a stripper. But she was the slutty/emotional/crazy bitch type for sure. Bouncing at a night club would be better now that I think about it.

                          Originally posted by sideloaded
                          Most strippers aren't drug addicted, Don't get me wrong there are some. I would say around 10 percent. But the rest just like money and get addicted to making 1300 a night. They realize the sober girls make way more hustling then the ones that are high.
                          Yeah, I get what you are saying. If I could be a chippendale I'd do that shit in a heartbeat. Maybe. I'd feel pretty fucking weird. But for a shit ton of money a night I'd dance in a thong for some horny old ladies.
                          Originally posted by MMA_scientist
                          See my post above. I bet bot working at a fast food place and DJing would put you in contact with a lot of slutty types.

                          Although it doesn't count if you buy them on CL and have them meet you at the Sonic dumpster. I guess that makes sense though since you have all those orphans or whatever living with you that you have to take care of...

                          In other news, I am lifting my 2 week ban on responding to you. We'll see how it goes.

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                          • poopoo333
                            MMA *********
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 18302

                            #5188
                            I just googled "how to be a bouncer" and saw this:



                            It's a sign.

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                            • MMA_scientist
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 9857

                              #5189
                              Originally posted by sideloaded
                              The craziest freaks Ive ever been with I met at church camp. They wanted to piss daddy off. It was catholic church camp too.
                              I went to church camp. I agree, you get a lot of people trying to send their kids there hoping they will come back fixed.

                              Then again, I am generally talking about adults. Usually, when people are talking about how to get laid a lot, they are not talking about 14 year olds.
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                              • Ludo
                                Senior Member
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 4931

                                #5190
                                Originally posted by poopoo333
                                I just googled "how to be a bouncer" and saw this:



                                It's a sign.
                                Your going to be the creepy looking queer in the background?
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